holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit stone baby holy shit

screwdriverqueen

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Nov 3, 2002
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http://www.obgyn.net/ENGLISH/PUBS/ARTICLES/Stone_Baby.htm

STONE BABY

The patient is a 37-year-old Zairian female who lives in a village of Malongo at the headwaters of the Congo River. She presented with a relatively asymptomatic large abdominal mass. Examination revealed a distended abdomen with a very irregularly contoured mass present consistent with a large fibroid uterus 28-32 weeks size. The patient was having fairly regular periods. She has had eight previous pregnancies with five living children. Recommendation made for exploratory laparotomy through a midline incision with a working diagnosis of uterine leiomyomata.
Exploration through the midline incision revealed no free fluid present in the abdomen. The uterus and ovaries felt fairly normal to palpation. A large calcified spherical mass was delivered through the incision, enveloped with omental adhesions. At this point diagnosis was thought be possibly some type of splenic or mesenteric tumor. The diagnosis was finally made when a shoulder was delivered along with this mass. Finally, after the adhesions were removed, a four pound calcified fetus was removed. This appeared to be approximately a 32-week intra-abdominal pregnancy which had died and calcified.
In further questioning the patient, she stated that she had been pregnant about three years ago and everything seemed to be going fine, but "the baby never came out."

picture of stone baby: http://www.obgyn.net/english/pubs/articles/photo-4b.jpg

i want one so bad. (although i can't imagine how painful giving birth to a statue would be.)

i would like one of these stone babies to throw at little fat boys, or to line up one by one in my front lawn. or just throw one down from the top of the empire state building and watch is shatter into stone baby pieces.

another good idea would be to wait in a bathroom stall with the calcified baby and wait til someone walks into the stall next to yours then THROW the little rock guy overhead into the victim's stall. i bet the first instinct would be to catch it.

you can wrap it in a papoose too, suspend it from the ceiling and whack it with a stick like a pinata to produce cool sounds.

!!!!!!!!!

what would you do with a stone baby?
 
screwdriverqueen said:
do you guys think this is the beginning of a superhero story?

if that guy's not one of the x-men, i don't know who is.

No, but that is extremely unusual, if not unique. Usually intra-abdominal pregnancies don't last a quarter of that gestation :eek: It is quite common for calcifiaction to occur as in intra-abdominal pregnancies the foetus can't be miscarried, but at this size :eek:
 
screwdriverqueen said:
do you know if there's any way to to spawn one of these calcified babies myself on purpose?

:lol: I'm afraid not ;) For that to occur you have to be very unlucky - the fertilised egg has to escape the ovarian tube and find its way into the abdominal cavity. Then for the foetus to get that size the placenta has to find somewhere to form, which is very difficult. Also if you look that foetus has huuuuge structural abnormalities as it is.. :(
 
well theoretically, can't i just get pregnant, slice open my abdomen, stick the little fucker back in there (umbilical cord attached like a hard drive) and create a makeshift placenta made of say... sewn together jellyfish flesh?

my goodness, this is getting messy. :(
 
screwdriverqueen said:
well theoretically, can't i just get pregnant, slice open my abdomen, stick the little fucker back in there (umbilical cord attached like a hard drive) and create a makeshift placenta made of say... sewn together jellyfish flesh?

my goodness, this is getting messy. :(

If you did it at 32 weeks or whatever you wouldn't need the placenta ;) You'd just put it in your abdomen, your body would treat it as a foreign object, you'd get very ill and it probably wouldn't calcify :p

But apart from that your plan is flawless :saint:
 
THE THING FROM THE FANTASTIC FOUR:

i think he was born in a similar manner.

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