God damn it, Ebert is a fucking over-rated dingus. Episode II was fucking amazing. Not just because of the effects(which were insanely realistic and plenty), but the story was really good and quite dark. The action was incredible. It was fucking awesome. I don't know what Ebert is talking about. Trust me, see this movie. It is unimaginably better than lame-ass Episode I. It's safe to say(IMO) that it is also better then the 4th, 5th, and 6th epsode too. With the 5th episode(Empire Stikes Back) being the closest to it. It really is very very good. And the part where oda goes crazy in the light saber fight(for those of you have have seen it), some may think it was done for a laugh and cheesy as hell. It makes sense. He didn't become the jedi master for nothing. It makes sense that he can smoke in a light saber fight. The worst part was the love story. It wasn't in the movie too often, despite being a big part of the story. The guy who plays Anakin is good as a jedi and sproutingbits of evil throughout as well, but doesn't work that great in the love part of the story. Natalie Portman(Senator Amidala) also doesn't pull off the love thing too well in the movie, but i'd still hump her super sexy brains out like their was no tomorrow.
Anyways, this movie was one of the, if not THE best Star Wars flick. Go see it!
Anyways, this movie was one of the, if not THE best Star Wars flick. Go see it!
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