Are you a honker?!?! If so, then fuck you!! Why do people feel the need to honk at every minor traffic grievance that comes their way? Just 3 minutes ago some elderly honky honked at me for no other reason than that he found my existence on his residential road to be unacceptable. This Wilford Brimley body double toots his horn, which unbeknownst to him, delivers a temporary, yet major blow to my psyche. It fucking enrages me!!!! Same shit happened yesterday at an intersection. I was approaching an intersection in Atwater at 35 m.p.h, seeing that the light had turned yellow, I pumped it to 45mph to make it before red. As I make it to the other side, some ranchero in a wetter wagon toots his campione trambone the second I become parallel with his pinche! FUCK!
Shit, a year ago I was stuck in dead fucking traffic on Fountain St. in West Hollywood. This behemoth of a dame, who could out wrestle lurch in Greco-Roman freestyle, begins to honk her horn at me all because she felt that I wasn't advancing fast enough on the car in front of me. (There was nowhere to go!!!) She then begins taking pictures of my license plate with her cellphone, WTF!?!?? So I eventually let the hungry hungry hippo overtake me on the street. This is where I then made my move and tailgated the yeti like Seung Ho Cheung on "Jelly". Scared the bitch out of her clit. Which was probably the first time she seen it in over a decade.
Bah...
Shit, a year ago I was stuck in dead fucking traffic on Fountain St. in West Hollywood. This behemoth of a dame, who could out wrestle lurch in Greco-Roman freestyle, begins to honk her horn at me all because she felt that I wasn't advancing fast enough on the car in front of me. (There was nowhere to go!!!) She then begins taking pictures of my license plate with her cellphone, WTF!?!?? So I eventually let the hungry hungry hippo overtake me on the street. This is where I then made my move and tailgated the yeti like Seung Ho Cheung on "Jelly". Scared the bitch out of her clit. Which was probably the first time she seen it in over a decade.
Bah...