Horrible Black Metal Bands List

Nooo... :)

Well, off I go. My bed is calling for me... I can see it, whispering my name, grasping for me, begging me to come to it... embrace the warm, comfortableness of the matress, the pillow, enjoy it's gifts, lose myself to the power of Sleep....
 
Unholy Massacre! Some guys on mIRC were trying to tell me that they were better than Emperor, Dissection, and all the other GOOD BM bands. This is some terrible quality brazilian black metal.

Oh yeah, Nargaroth sucks too.
 
Originally posted by Rune Fairy
A man at the bus stop wants to marry someone from here so he can stay in the country. Can you imagine?!

Actually, yes. Depending on where the guy was from, I may not even be surprised. When (and if) I start travelling for work, I will have to keep a very wary eye out for women that want to marry me just so they can move to the US.
 
Originally posted by Vanir
And as for bands that are pure shit... I instantly think Cannibal Corpse. But that's not black metal, that's not even metal, that's just pure garbage. IMHO, of course.

Aparently you haven't heard any noise "metal."

Just kidding. There's no way that CC can be considered "not metal." It may be disagreeable, especially if you read the lyrics, but it's definitely metal. I've been getting into gore metal quite a bit over the past 2 years or so. It's not necessarily imaginative, nor technical, but it has it's own sense of power that I like quite a bit.
 
Well, I've said this before, but...
CC isn't music. They've got some rather nice lyrics, sure. But when all you hear is constant drumming, and some guy babbling nonsense for 3 minutes straight... it's not music.