*hands you a sandwich* ha, there's some effectiveness for ya, bud.
lemme esplain something here. the thing you should know about me is that i ALWAYS argue [just as Lars, haha] and that i am very hard to persuade. [and there is an old saying you know...Halfie is always right...ha] ergo, even though my words may fall on deaf ears [or in this case, blind eyes] i still hold to my testimony.
*runs headlong into wall repeatedly* ...........................................i suggest you give up, cuz i will never back down from saying....NO I AM NOT!