How are you going to die lol!

[Bastard child]

Probably old
http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/


While driving, you fail to immediately pull over for speeding when signalled by the cop car behind you. While stopped, you attempt to open your glove compartment, and the rookie cop nervously opens fire on you. You are struck several times and die on the scene

That's awesome

 

[MegustaMucho]

In a case of mistaken identity, you are shot to death by the mob.

oh hell

 

[Undefined]

Damn mine's painful ... I think I'm more likely to do this to someone else!

As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, your face is skinned using steel wool and subsequently doused with bleach. While you're still alive, your face is then doused with ammonia. The bleach and ammonia chemically react and melt the remaining flesh from your skull.

 

[<-Warheart->]

"As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, your head is put into a vice and crushed."

 

[Fetzer]

Mine is to shitty to be post...

 

[MegustaMucho]

you'll get fucked to death ?

 

[Bastard child]

by a my pals

 

[Fetzer]

... Worst.


You are caught cheating at miniature golf and are beaten to death with a putter.

 

[MegustaMucho]

LOL

 

[Nikki]

You are bitten while tormenting a sickly-looking squirrel. You die from rabies days later.

:Smug:

 

[fuzzay crisis]

During a severe storm, a tree falls onto your house, crushing and killing you.

well that sucks.

 

[Bastard child]

Marcio and I actually have the best ones!

 

[MegustaMucho]

who's Mario

 

[Bastard child]

LOL I've fixed it...fucker you saw it

 

[Lady_Laiho]

Or you can be using the restroom and the fire alarm goes off. Then you panic and try to run out with your pants around your legs but you trip and find a snake in there. It bites your ass and with the sudden pain you crash through the window and you are very bloody. Then you run into a ugly fat person, they kick your ass. You try to run away and a car going at the speed of 100 runs you over.

 

[Sock puppet]

A crazed man in a hardware store fatally attacks you with a pitchfork. :zombie:

 

[Lady_Laiho]

And the pitchfork is on fire.

 

[Undefined]

Or you can be using the restroom and the fire alarm goes off. Then you panic and try to run out with your pants around your legs but you trip and find a snake in there. It bites your ass and with the sudden pain you crash through the window and you are very bloody. Then you run into a ugly fat person, they kick your ass. You try to run away and a car going at the speed of 100 runs you over.

that is SO gonna happen to you!

 

[PsycRoxXptic]

While serving jury duty, an accused murderer overpowers the bailiff and beats you to death with the stenotype machine.
:zombie:

I did a quizz like that on quizfarm.com

this one --> http://www.quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=8960&first=yes

 

[DHG]

While you're having lunch at an outdoor cafe, a suicide bomber blows himself up next to you.

Not funny