How bad was it?

I once broke my wrist playing soccer. Someone tripped me and I put my hand out to break my fall. My hand was completely holding my weight, and then I rolled over it. My forearm bent forward and touched the top of my hand, and I heard a huge "crunch." It was the loudest sound I've ever heard.

I started cursing and holding my hand, and I remember some kid telling me that "It's probably just sprained." I remember looking at my hand (there was a huge bump in my wrist) and telling him "No, you fucking idiot, it's fuckin' broken!"
 
Is this the massive dump he took?
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totally forgot the most recent fuckup I've done. This last November/December I was in the desert riding the dunes on some quads, and I as coming up upon a hill that I took to be... well... not so great (kind of like a speed bump) - thinking that I wasn't going to make the steepness of the initial portion of the dune, I sped up, and sped right off the edge of a huge drop. My quad flipped over (midair) and dragged me a good 30feet down the dune. Not only was my helmet ripped off in .5 seconds by the handlebars, I was sandblasted wherever skin was visible (i.e. my face) and I popped one of the tires on my rib cage. The worst part? I sprained my thumb - MY GOD DAMNED THUMB. I would have preferred to have broken it honestly, because then it would have been a clear break and would have healed easily/correctly. Instead, I had to lose all gripping strength in my left hand... yay.
 
Jumping off a van while drunk I got hairline fractures, or whatever the real name was supposed to be, in my heels and then spent the whole next day walking around London because of a certain someone. >_>

Asides that I guess getting bottled and kicked in the head kinda sucked.
 
I've never broken or fractured a bone. I've only ever pulled a muscle once while playing basketball in middle school. I've never had any notably serious accidents either. The only thing I can recall is while skateboarding once down a reasonably long, steep driveway my bearings were too loose leading the deck to wobble and throw me off. I slid the rest of the way down on my knees, and now have a permanent scar tissue on my kneecaps to commemorate the incident.
 
I've only needed stitches once, when I was in 4th grade I was running home from the bus stop, tripped, fell on the asphalt and got a nasty cut just below my elbow. 4 stitches sewed it up, but the scar is still there.
 
My tongue got stuck in an escalator in metro, so I had to cut it off with a key before I reached the end of it. Unfortunately, I didn't know that I have a bone in my tongue (genetic, after my father) so the escalator ripped it off.
 
My tongue got stuck in an escalator in metro, so I had to cut it off with a key before I reached the end of it. Unfortunately, I didn't know that I have a bone in my tongue (genetic, after my father) so the escalator ripped it off.

If ever there was a 'wat' moment.
 
I think I've described it properly. What exactly did you misunderstand?
 
some creepy crawler liquid bottle to make toxic gummy-looking toys with :lol:
Those things were fun as hell :worship:

If ever there was a 'wat' moment.
That was my first thought

My only accident was when I was around 3 and I was jumping on my couch. I fell and hit the back of my head on the coffee table and had to get stitches. Besides that nothing serious