How bad will my day suck?
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VangelicSurgeon
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it was a rhetorical question.
I was looking for a mix of fake-sympathy posts, and suggestions to get me through the day.
I was looking for a mix of fake-sympathy posts, and suggestions to get me through the day.
avi
W3RK3R
VangelicSurgeon
Three Star General
VangelicSurgeon
Three Star General
xfer
I JERK OFF TO ARCTOPUS
are you one of those pool-hall employees who occupies a table all night, making paying customers wait until other paying customers vacate, and then sneering at our lack of cue skeelz?
xfer
I JERK OFF TO ARCTOPUS
no dude.
I hate pool.
I suck at it and I don't play.
I just sit there, watch TV and chain smoke.
Actually, last week my cool owner sold the place.
this was pool hall then:
(on the phone)
owner: hey buddy.
me: hey
owner: any business?
me: nope
owner: fuck. (pause) ok see ya later buddy.
__________
now some peppy young lady owns it.
and she makes me clean the place compulsively, smile at the costumers, not put my feet on the counter, and pay for every bag of chips I consume.
She's like renovating the entire place, new sticks, new table, computerized cash register thing, three seperate books to keep, new video games, etc.
if this place gets all busy and I have to work most of the time, I'm totally quitting.
the fat kid who works Wednesday's already quit.
He used to just bring in his playstation 2, hook it up and eat 20 bags of chips without paying for them.
he can't deal with the new pressures of the job.
I hate pool.
I suck at it and I don't play.
I just sit there, watch TV and chain smoke.
Actually, last week my cool owner sold the place.
this was pool hall then:
(on the phone)
owner: hey buddy.
me: hey
owner: any business?
me: nope
owner: fuck. (pause) ok see ya later buddy.
__________
now some peppy young lady owns it.
and she makes me clean the place compulsively, smile at the costumers, not put my feet on the counter, and pay for every bag of chips I consume.
She's like renovating the entire place, new sticks, new table, computerized cash register thing, three seperate books to keep, new video games, etc.
if this place gets all busy and I have to work most of the time, I'm totally quitting.
the fat kid who works Wednesday's already quit.
He used to just bring in his playstation 2, hook it up and eat 20 bags of chips without paying for them.
he can't deal with the new pressures of the job.
xfer
I JERK OFF TO ARCTOPUS
Curious...how do they keep track of what you guys eat? At any of my jobs like that, I can just consume whatever the heck I want.
well before it didn't matter....new boss, it's like this.
you have to count the chips in stock every time you open.
4 pringles, 5 cheetos, 12 m & m bags ex.
then everything you sell you have to write down.
at the end of the night you count the stock again.
and they will double check your counting skillz.
so they know if you've eaten stuff and not paid for it.
total nazis.
you have to count the chips in stock every time you open.
4 pringles, 5 cheetos, 12 m & m bags ex.
then everything you sell you have to write down.
at the end of the night you count the stock again.
and they will double check your counting skillz.
so they know if you've eaten stuff and not paid for it.
total nazis.
The Dope
Hi.
avi
W3RK3R
lame.
stupid jobs like that that aspire to a ridiculous level of responsibility are totally fucked. I used to work in a movie theatre and I had to get drunk every friday/sat. shift to deal with the idiots. I mean, you pay me just a little above minimum wage to perform totally thankless tasks. What do you expect?
stupid jobs like that that aspire to a ridiculous level of responsibility are totally fucked. I used to work in a movie theatre and I had to get drunk every friday/sat. shift to deal with the idiots. I mean, you pay me just a little above minimum wage to perform totally thankless tasks. What do you expect?
xfer
I JERK OFF TO ARCTOPUS
xfer
I JERK OFF TO ARCTOPUS
avi
W3RK3R
getting drunk not only vastly improved my customer service skills, but made me much, much happier to be at work.
