how the hell do they know when milk expires?

[JayKeeley]

*raises the metal of fist for some pussy*

 

[Mormagil]

*fists the pussy of metal in exchange for a raise, after threatening to fire her*

 

[JayKeeley]

winnar.

 

[lurch70]

ok .. present

 

[AsModEe]

it's a matter of chemistry and biology. You have to calculate the rate which bacterias in the milk grow. When there are too many bacterias, the milk expires. Why do you think it expires faster at normal temperature then in the fridge? Bacterias grow faster with some heat. Most enzyms are made to be more efficient at a temperature around 35 Celcius.

 

[KILL TULLY]

Marine Biology >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Most other science.

 

[Hell Mike]

http://www.theonion.com/opinion/index.php?issue=4121

 

[MFJ]

Marine Biology >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Most other science.

YES

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Physics > Biology >>>>>>>> Chemistry

truth

 

[MFJ]

Well, I'm definitely a lot more into biology than Physics, but I think we can all agree that they both pwn chemistry...

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I used to work as the "dairy guy" at the local grocery store for a few years while in high school and I swear people are fucking finicky about their expiration dates. <cut to "milkmaid" scene from clerks> <cut back to RC forum> yup. I saw that shit happen ALL THE TIME. of course I didn't stop them, I just gave them a condesending glare to make them go "OH NOES".

Grocery Stores are shit. Never work in them.

 

[Crimson Death]

Art Vandelay, marine biologist.

 

[Demilich]

and importer-exporter?

 

[Crimson Death]

I think he also wrote "Venetian Blinds"

 

[Mormagil]

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

I used to work in a grocery store, did it for 3 years until I have one cheapskate customer to many and just walked out and never came back.

 

[E-bortion]

Marine Biology >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Most other science.

Getting fucked in the ass >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Marine Biology

 

[NAD]

I worked at K-fuck for 3 years, which explains why Clerks is my favorite movie.

 

[Demilich]

5 years in a grocery store and still going! it's a good place, this one.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

I worked at K-fuck for 3 years, which explains why Clerks is my favorite movie.

Clerks is definetly one of my favourite movies of all time as well...

but they left out the most important customer.... the screaming tornado.... the 3-8 year old child, usually male, who demands candy and upon not receiving proceeds to screech and scream at the top of his lungs "I WANT CANDY" (black metal singers are put to shame by the sound) and then smashes anything in a glass container or difficult to clean onto the floor.