How to start your own "True Metal" band....
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rahvin
keeper of the flame
dear reader,
i heed your cry for help and plan to proceed at setting the record straight as soon as dwarfishly possible. however, i seem to have misplaced my sword of metal_and_steel after that kinky accident with the dukess of buburien. hence my reluctance to deal harshly with anything meaner than a snail.
i will contact all you swedish people individually as soon as i got back my weapons and kidnapped the daughter of a telephone company manager.
rahvin. (don't get ethnic to me)
WTF?! You LIVE by that sword, man!!!
You better not have misplaced your good ol´ geetar of doom and kick-ass, lest you will have to be demoted to non-metul person.
rahvin
keeper of the flame
right now i have a pair of blunt scissors of mayhem and a headache about my general persona. does it help?
rahvin.
That will have to do for now. That is, until you have reclaimed what is rightfully yours (i.e. Sword of metal _and_ steel), using extreme metal force and cunning tactics.
Now, go out and do some battle on the infidels, son!
Now, go out and do some battle on the infidels, son!
|ngenius
Little Grasshopper
@Rahvin: Can I help you? Surely there are tones of papers and administrative work to do, and I can manage it so well. In the meanwhile you can get harnessed and fight against those "I hate the glorious powah metal, specially italians and swedish headbangers" hordes. 
|ngenius (The almighty and powerful robot)
|ngenius (The almighty and powerful robot)
Dark_Jester
Unrepentant sentient
U[Sic]M, you went from grim and tr00 nordic frozen wastelands of Thull to yeeeeeeeehaw cow country texas...for shame...which infidels are we talking bout now?
Ingenius: This the one you´ been talkin´ ´bout, duder: http://planet.nana.co.il/edonkii/bm.txt ?
Dark J.: Yeah, infidels=non-swedish people, or non-pro swedish people. Anyways, infidel=the one who posted this derogatory thread to begin with...I feel hurt because of it.
Dark J.: Yeah, infidels=non-swedish people, or non-pro swedish people. Anyways, infidel=the one who posted this derogatory thread to begin with...I feel hurt because of it.
Dark_Jester
Unrepentant sentient
(Silently hands over some kleenex and hot chocolate)
There there dude...maybe when they see how hurt you are, the bad men will stop
There there dude...maybe when they see how hurt you are, the bad men will stop
thunderstruck67
Master of the Thunder
rahvin
keeper of the flame
"power" should be changed to "lone".
"ranger" should be changed to "wolf".
"lone" should be changed to "were".
i don't know what to say next (in a general sense, but it applies here too).
h
"ranger" should be changed to "wolf".
"lone" should be changed to "were".
i don't know what to say next (in a general sense, but it applies here too).
h
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