how will my date go tonight?

[minxnim]

....?

 

[TheNewChupe]

HOTTT.

x

 

[goatschool]

haunted.

 

[xfer]

describe this guy.

 

[minxnim]

he's totally way too nice to blow off too so i just have to go.

 

[TheNewChupe]

WAY HOTTTTTT


(and totally haunted)

 

[minxnim]

um he's a fireman. he's a sculptor. i met him through my martial arts instructor.

 

[minxnim]

i just told the temp here to 'get off my fucking dick' because she keeps asking me if i am going out with him.

 

[TheNewChupe]

oh wait- "too nice to blow off" = unhot.

 

[avi]

so are you gonna murder him and hacksaw his limbs and dumb em out in the boonies of Conneticut?

 

[TheNewChupe]

um he's a fireman. he's a sculptor. i met him through my martial arts instructor.

Ok, back to WAY HOTTTT

 

[minxnim]

chupe, admittedly, he's probably the most attractive man i have ever been around in my entire life. in the sterotypical hot fireman way.

i just would rather eat glass than have a boyfriend and he's totally serious mcserious guy.

 

[minxnim]

avi, no. but i am guessing there's a certain someone who wouldnt mind doing that to me.

 

[xfer]

blech. firemen.

 

[xfer]

and oh shit, does he have a MUSTACHE?!

 

[TheNewChupe]

why can't i be a fireman?

oh yes. because i'm unhot. and not very good at physically strenuous work, much less acts of bravery.

anyway- what're you guys doing?

 

[Steve]

so are you gonna murder him and hacksaw his limbs and dumb em out in the boonies of Conneticut?

You could easily dump a body here and nobody would notice. half an hour drive from NYC it's the middle of fucking nowhere....

 

[minxnim]

steve, don't give people any ideas for crying out loud. christ!

xfer- what's with the diss?

chupe- we are going to dinner at his cousin's restaurant in staten island and then he's going to try to teach me how to drive a standard. should prove *interesting*.

 

[xfer]

oh my god, don't date people who have staten island connections!!

 

[minxnim]

listen alex your trap isn't my trap. i won't get caught! i won't!



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