I am bored

[MajestikMøøse]

I'm tired of trying to amuse myself. entertain me.

I will rate your attempts at entertainment.

Ready, Set, GO!

 

[NAD]

http://www.asciipr0n.com/archive/0013/bonnie/craft/
http://www.pornstargals.com
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=544&e=2&u=/ap/20041220/ap_on_go_pr_wh/bush_5
http://www.rpgamer.com
http://stupidevilbastard.com/
http://www.urbandictionary.com
http://www.wehateyouandyourhorrendoustasteineverything.com/

 

[NAD]

I can do that but I don't want to.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Erik is in the lead so far. Excellent, and funny and strange.

I don't have the effort to click on multiple links.

 

[mousewings]

You must click on teh links:

http://www.hoving.com <---- check out teh Ugly Mean Chickie

 

[NAD]

Click on the first one I posted, it's very muchly fun.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

ASCII porn isn't new to mebut it is mildly entertaining. 7/10 because there is nudity.

 

[NAD]

JUST CLICK THE FUCKING LINK IT'S NOT PORN IT'S FUN FUN FUN FOR THE ENTIRE FAMILY (NOT JUST FOR YOUR SISTER).

Seriously, shit rules.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

hahahaha

UMC = win

9/10

 

[mousewings]

UMC is my role model. Everyone give me booze!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

JUST CLICK THE FUCKING LINK IT'S NOT PORN IT'S FUN FUN FUN FOR THE ENTIRE FAMILY (NOT JUST FOR YOUR SISTER).

Seriously, shit rules.

you mean the turn a floppy disk into a starship enterprise. yeah, I suppose that was cool, but the rating for that is included in the ascii rating.

oh I forgot to assign a number rating to Erik's juggler. 8.5/10

 

[Profanity]

Why can bats see in the dark?














Because the first bat came from hell(like a bat out of hell) and it's dark in hell.

 

[NAD]

Oh okay. You make me sad.

Look, this is in my office at work. Note the completed USS Enterprise from about 3 years ago.

 

[mousewings]

They are not from hell. Bats are good and signs of prosperity. I love bats.

 

[MFJ]

 

[NAD]

Marksveld just totally won the prize. Oh man, I'm having to suppress a horrendous laugh right now.

 

[Profanity]

They are not from hell. Bats are good and signs of prosperity. I love bats.

I was basing my joke on the song by Meatloaf "Bat Out Of Hell"

 

[MFJ]

I'm known for my tomfoolery.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[MFJ]

its funny because its true.