i am officially banned from saying SATAN in 2 classes

[PlatypusJesus]

"Wait, a two day rant.... on the first day of school....?"

I was thinking the exact same thing. I can't imagine how the teacher pulled that one off. Why she defied the laws of poorly worded sentences.

 

[Ecstatic Youth]

Sadly, i'm officially banned from whipping my cock out and smearing it in chicks' faces in 4 of my classes! DAMN IT!

 

[Will Bozarth]

sorry to hear this

 

[Ecstatic Youth]

wow, you have 2 green dots. i'm so damn jealous of you. can i be your boyfriend?

 

[metallicasucksponypenis]

 

[Will Bozarth]

mother fucker.... thats alli can say to you right now...mother fucker

 

[Ecstatic Youth]

omg

i officially hate you more than anyone else in the world

the worst part of it all is that you had to go to gayporn sites and find that. you're fucke dup dude.
now if you don't mind i'm going to go now and continue to listen to ice cube

 

[Guerrilla]

Hey there's nothing wrong with going to gay sites, unless you start masturbating to the pictures and shit. I go to gay sites cause I need good pictures of cocks and stuff to use in various photoshopped images and gay sites have cocks that are of better quality than straight sites.

 

[Ecstatic Youth]

thats true. i guess there is some use for such sites. its tsill disturbing and unsettling though