What is your work schedule like?

[Captain Beard]

Eric will betray us when the jelly beans of Omnibus IX come to enslave us all.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

HOLY FUCK! YOU PACKAGE JELLY BEANS?!

Send me some! Jelly Beans are the only thing I truly love in life. I, personally, would be honored to work in the Jelly Bean industry.

Did that for most of today. It's fun. Ate about half of what I packaged. Seriously, you all should come visit me for a day. Boss Man will give a job for a day.

 

[EricT]

I wish I could work with Jelly Beans, but I have no retail skills, and I couldn't resist the calling of the Jelly Bean while working them.

Besides, I don't think more retail outlets look too kindly on a guy whom looks like he is going to commit and act of forced sodomy at any given moment.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

But it'd look good for them if they hired a Holocaust survivor, so it balances out.

 

[Liverslapper]

Jace, I don't see how you can work there...If i worked there, i would spend more time eating it the food then packaging it 8>

 

[Dead Winter]

Images of I Love Lucy come to mind.

 

[Liverslapper]

yeah, i also work the corner on weekend nights.

 

[derek]

But it'd look good for them if they hired a Holocaust survivor, so it balances out.

Unabridged brilliance.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

but you wouldn't be so lazy about it and you'd work all day without breaks!!!

I worked for almost two years like that, now it's PAYBACK TIME. Today I read an entire book after lunch and Corey and I spent the morning planning an imaginary trip to Japan.

 

[Captain Beard]

Did you beat up the imaginary Japanese for being so frigging weird?

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Jace, I don't see how you can work there...If i worked there, i would spend more time eating it the food then packaging it 8>

Boss Man says we can eat as much as we want as long as we get the work done and don't take any candy outside the store without paying for it. Weird thing is, we're all normal sized people. No one's fat.

DW - the I Love Lucy thing has happened once or twice. It's awesome.

 

[Liverslapper]

freakin' smart weirdo's


Jace - You are one lucky girl

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

I wish I could work with Jelly Beans, but I have no retail skills

you honestly think working in retail involves skill?

the only skill you really need is a pulse.

 

[Lord Foul]

you honestly think working in retail involves skill?

the only skill you really need is a pulse.

*pulse optional

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

depends on your manager. at toys r us our manager was a she-nazi, and if we wanted to keep our jobs we had to constantly exhibit bull-shitting skills in order to sell buyer protection plans on some of the bigger toys/electronics.

that was the threat anyway, but i don't actually recall anyone being fired for not selling any bpp's