I am Zebedee, Lord of the Woods!

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrricko!
Brick brick, tastes like brick, who wants a stick, but it is no brick.
Where is the brick flavoured brick? I know not. All clay, who can say, I want a brick flavoured brick. But I will not eat it. I hate brick-flavour.
 
I BRING YOU BEELZEBUBS HEAD ON A SUBTELY DECORATED TEACUP!!! HE WILL BE PLEASED!!!!

Has anyone seen my spoons? I'm so bored, since the Narlothypian Dragonwizard of Unutterable SosyalStigma got all angsty and threw my Rod of Indefinite Summoning of Moderately Priced Overngloves into the Pit of Bittersweet Nostalgia That Wasn't As Good As The Pit Of Bittersweet Nostalgia We Had When I Was A Lad Oh No. :cry:

Edit: Does nobody care!?! I AM ZEBEDEE! Lord of the WOODS!!!