I dedicate this thread to those that have trouble making popcorn

[Will Bozarth]

 

[Captain Beard]

So what happened?

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

i hate you so much. die in a fire.

 

[Will Bozarth]

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Burnt popcorn has the most terrible smell.

 

[Captain Beard]

Please tell us what happened.

And yes,that burnt oil smell is nauseating.

 

[Will Bozarth]

oh, nothing really, just she has to READ the directions on the popcorn bag and she thinks "unfolded" meant "folded"

 

[Captain Beard]

...

Laura, I'm disappointed. It's MY job to screw up like that.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

stfu. you're just jealous because you aren't handicapable.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

...

Laura, I'm disappointed. It's MY job to screw up like that.

no, i'll just be one of the people you "work" with soon.

 

[Captain Beard]

I get to wipe your butt? *claps* I can't wait!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

I am if you've seen some the the fuck-ups I've managed to keep quiet.

sounds like blackmail material!

 

[Will Bozarth]

awwwwwwwwwwwwwww, that's my little basket case! *scratches your chin*

 

[Captain Beard]

Ohhh! I ninja'd my post! Hear that Will? Soon I get to shower Laura and wipe her butt. Jealous?

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

awwwwwwwwwwwwwww, that's my little basket case! *scratches your chin*

*attempts to roll over so you can scratch my belly, but winds up with chin touching stomach*

 

[Will Bozarth]

Ohhh! I ninja'd my post! Hear that Will? Soon I get to shower Laura and wipe her butt. Jealous?

oh noes!

 

[Will Bozarth]

*attempts to roll over so you can scratch my belly, but winds up with chin touching stomach*

careful you don't hurt your hip while bending

 

[Captain Beard]

Gotta watch those special positions.

 

[Will Bozarth]

 

[derek]

Huzzah for buying popcorn, just to microwave it and listen to the pops, but not eat it.