Dear Powers that B:
My current UM Board salary is clearly hitting below the mark of my highly touted posting contributions, and therefore I submit to you in writing a proposal for increase in my posting compensation.
My proposal:
1) On the 5th of every month, there will be a 5lb brick of Swiss Gruyere cheese delivered to my door by the heir to Herve Villechaize's Throne of Terror.
2) Upon each increment of 10 posts in my post count, I shall receive not 2 (as per our current agreement), but 6 pairs of white tube socks, of the colourfull striped kind.
3) Endless supply of paper clips and fish-shaped hi-liter pens.
4) More opportunities to haze user: deadair.
I feel these suggestions (call them demands if you must) are actually rather insignificant in the grand scheme of things considering the overal annual revenue of the motW board. Should you refuse to comply, I shall be forced to file charges of an ill nature against each and every proprietor and patron even semi-related to this establishment.
Happy Holidays!
chupe
My current UM Board salary is clearly hitting below the mark of my highly touted posting contributions, and therefore I submit to you in writing a proposal for increase in my posting compensation.
My proposal:
1) On the 5th of every month, there will be a 5lb brick of Swiss Gruyere cheese delivered to my door by the heir to Herve Villechaize's Throne of Terror.
2) Upon each increment of 10 posts in my post count, I shall receive not 2 (as per our current agreement), but 6 pairs of white tube socks, of the colourfull striped kind.
3) Endless supply of paper clips and fish-shaped hi-liter pens.
4) More opportunities to haze user: deadair.
I feel these suggestions (call them demands if you must) are actually rather insignificant in the grand scheme of things considering the overal annual revenue of the motW board. Should you refuse to comply, I shall be forced to file charges of an ill nature against each and every proprietor and patron even semi-related to this establishment.
Happy Holidays!
chupe
