I don't normally spam this forum...

Jim LotFP

The Keeper of Metal
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... but I thought a few of you would actually understand this one and find it amusing.

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:kickass:

Where do I sign up? *checking LOTFP website*

@NAD - I have a few duplicates of past copies. I'll send them over in the next promo haul. One of them as the Hammers interview with Cobbett.

I'm still reading past issues. If they weren't designed to be read on the throne of all thrones, I don't know what is. Well, maybe this and Fangoria. :loco:
 
I don't remember my vote, I think I was concerned that I wouldn't get free promos of Meshuggah and Hypocrisy albums though. :lol:

JayK, awesome.

Jim, your interviews are such a treat to read. Kudos and stuff, if I've never mentioned it before.
 
Oh yeah, could I get a chorus of

MULTI!
NATIONAL!
CORPO!
RATIONS!
GENOCIDE!
OF THE!
STARVING!
NATIONS!

:kickass: :kickass: :kickass:
 
General Zod said:
Nope. If you would be so kind as to provide a bit of info, it would be appreciated.

Cool artwork and concept, by the way.

Zod

Lazy people. :p

The suits, from left:

Marco Barbieri, Markus Staiger, Matt Jacobson, Brian Slagel, Digby Pearson

The oppressed musicians, from left:

Larry Roberts, Mikael Åkerfeldt, Jeff Walker (did the original artwork!), John Cobbett, Mike Scalzi
 
Jim LotFP said:
So who were the corporate whores? ;)
I'm not.

Anyway, I like to be a hypocrite and loathe Nuclear Blast in my spare time, but like them when they hook me up with Candlemass interviews. Whoops, did I type that out loud?
 
Jim LotFP said:
Larry Roberts, Mikael Åkerfeldt, Jeff Walker (did the original artwork!), John Cobbett, Mike Scalzi
Care to elaborate how in the name of fuck Mr. Poor Poor Åkerfeldt is getting oppressed, having just signed to Roadrunner out of free will?
 
Erik said:
Care to elaborate how in the name of fuck Mr. Poor Poor Åkerfeldt is getting oppressed, having just signed to Roadrunner out of free will?

You know how these pictures were selected? Well, let me just ask another question... you know how difficult it is to find pictures of musicians-in-action with LEGS? Just be glad I nixes the Dimebag and Hetfield pics.

And signing with Roadrunner is a brilliant step towards becoming an oppressed musician. They're the ultimate trendfucking whores of heavy metal, have been for two decades now.

I just wished he'd asked my opinion of them when I saw him last month. :p
 
Haha. Fair enough. Yeah, he's going to get oppressed alright, I guess what I'm saying is that he made a conscious choice towards it, so whatever he gets he deserves
 
Just pre-ordered my copy. I don't need a free backorder Jim, how about giving mine away to another RC'er who pre-orders the new one.

One Inch Man said:
Oh yeah, could I get a chorus of

MULTI!
NATIONAL!
CORPO!
RATIONS!
GENOCIDE!
OF THE!
STARVING!
NATIONS!

:kickass: :kickass: :kickass:

Reminds me, the new Ektomorf promos were mailed out to us today. Scream at Papa for your love-encrusted copy. :loco:

@Erik - you realize that if you want to interview someone, you just e-mail them directly, right? :tickled: I think we've got enough 'credentials' to be granted a 1-on-1 direct interview at this point.

@Jim - I think that picture of John Cobbet was taken by one of our regulars here, lurch70. :)