I feel rotten

[JonBonJovi]

Yeah I am such a charmer......dutch ovens are awesome jokes to play as an after thought!

 

[Mark]

Should always try and get a last root when you break up with someone. At least it's a way of ending on a good note (unless it's a useless shag.)

 

[Southy]

The passing out straight after sounds like fun

 

[JonBonJovi]

Get that one last root and make sure it is a damn good one then say after "just think of that everytime your fucking someone else" it will spoil there fun for a while.

 

[Celestial-Todd]

Ouch Xena.... ouch!

 

[JonBonJovi]

It's fun being me!

 

[Southy]

Its hopefully not THAT bad

 

[salty]

Whoa dude, sorry to hear that...any hope you guys can sort it out maybe?

If you dont mind a bit of a ride you know theres a roof here you can crash under for a few nights

 

[Southy]

cheers man, we are hoping the shit can be sorted out...who knows though man, sheilas can be rather crazy

 

[Celestial-Todd]

Now there's the understatement of the century!

 

[Blitzkrieg]

Should always try and get a last root when you break up with someone. At least it's a way of ending on a good note.

Sometimes it even gets you back together.

who knows though man, sheilas can be rather crazy

Damn straight.

 

[Winmar]

That's some bad luck there, Southy. I hope you two manage to sort things out.

Sheilas can be crazy, and fucking expensive too.

 

[Wenda]

*pained look* we aren't really all psychopathic money-vampires, you know.

 

[spawn]

Are you sure? After all, all guys are beer swilling insensitive pigs

 

[JonBonJovi]

We may have the ability to confuse you then use our sexual power as a weapon and make you believe your the best root we ever had. However we are not crazy to be us we are crazy for putting up with the male species in the first place. Hence the use of our power in the way we do!

 

[Celestial-Todd]

We know you aren't all bad Wenda, but you don't count... afterall you post here!

 

[Goreripper]

We may have the ability to confuse you then use our sexual power as a weapon and make you believe your the best root we ever had.

 

[JonBonJovi]

Don't worry I don't do that to you my dear I just keep you well fed on my delicous cusine so your brain is all foggy Homer style!

 

[Goreripper]

to that too! I've become a brainwashed husband!

 

[JonBonJovi]

Aren't they all?
Once that ring is on the finger it flicks the switch from normal guy to brainwashed husband....it keeps getting stronger everyday till you eventually die...that is why the average life span of a woman is much longer than a man's!



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