I finally learned something useful at work today...

[EricT]

I can dig a 6'x6'x6' hole in about 50 minutes.

Yeah, thats my day today, digging holes. What kinda dicks decide to put all the valves in a park 6 feet deep?

 

[Reminiscence]

You should change your life.

 

[Cat5Messiah]

What kinda dicks decide to put all the valves in a park 6 feet deep?

The kind of dicks that do it just to spite you.

 

[Jeff-Loomis-fan]

whahaha

i feel sorry for you m8

 

[EricT]

So I gave up for the day...

Missing crew sucks. Usually I have a bunch of mexicans to do this shit, but they all decided to take today off. Pricks.

 

[Malergion]

What is your official job title?

 

[Captain Beard]

"my pals"

 

[Malergion]

No wonder he likes Drudkh. He's bitter at the Man.

 

[Captain Beard]

I hear they cut off half his foot when he only dug 6x6x5. He learns fast.

 

[Malergion]

"Toby be a good nigga?"

 

[Captain Beard]

They carved that into his back.

 

[Lunar Still]

"my pals"

I actually spit a little bit when I laughed at this.


My 4000th post, btw.

 

[Malergion]

Nerds produce more saliva than non-nerds.

 

[Lunar Still]

I'm not sure where I stand on the saliva production scale. The fact that I'm chewing gum probably made me go up a notch or two, though.

 

[Reminiscence]

This thread should be stickied and life eternally.


Eternal glory, spread your white wings!
Fly and forever lead my holy steel.