Winner's Drunken Rambling Thread

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Conversation I had with an old roomy. If you dont like it, I dont fucking care. Go get fucked by a large immovable object.

jeffery_simon_1 (6:11:23 PM): so i was walking home from work and I acquired the "I forgot stallone's first name syndrome", is it frank, arnold albert, CRAP, i forgot it!
adam_shipman (6:11:51 PM): Why, do you mean Mr. Sylvester Bins?
jeffery_simon_1 (6:11:56 PM): lol
jeffery_simon_1 (6:12:03 PM): yea stupidity
jeffery_simon_1 (6:12:05 PM): how are ya
adam_shipman (6:12:23 PM): I am quite excellent in a superlative way
adam_shipman (6:12:29 PM): yourself?
jeffery_simon_1 (6:12:30 PM): heh
jeffery_simon_1 (6:12:33 PM): oh ok
adam_shipman (6:12:43 PM): very grand
jeffery_simon_1 (6:12:46 PM): most tactful
adam_shipman (6:13:00 PM): Indeed, here here
jeffery_simon_1 (6:13:03 PM): in a thought splendor
jeffery_simon_1 (6:13:10 PM): i want pizza
adam_shipman (6:13:24 PM): a thoughtful splendor of the unshaven smiling face with empty eyes and hollow laugh
jeffery_simon_1 (6:13:26 PM): fucking coupons look good
jeffery_simon_1 (6:13:44 PM): yes hehe
adam_shipman (6:13:45 PM): Lol oh yeah, coupons always look fuckin tasty man
adam_shipman (6:14:26 PM):
jeffery_simon_1 (6:14:58 PM): in searching for sylvester i stumbled apon the esteemed grand web site of frank stalion
adam_shipman (6:15:16 PM): Frankil Stalionchamplebin
jeffery_simon_1 (6:15:35 PM): haha champlebin
jeffery_simon_1 (6:16:55 PM): lol i thought that was the web site i was looking at at first
jeffery_simon_1 (6:17:01 PM): i was like wtf
adam_shipman (6:17:18 PM): are you sure you werent like ftw?
jeffery_simon_1 (6:17:32 PM): i was in a backwards sort of way
jeffery_simon_1 (6:17:43 PM): lol
adam_shipman (6:17:48 PM): hahaha
jeffery_simon_1 (6:17:55 PM): ftw was he saying
adam_shipman (6:17:59 PM): haha
adam_shipman (6:18:26 PM): I may have just stumbled upon another internet scandal! ftw
jeffery_simon_1 (6:18:39 PM): lol
adam_shipman (6:19:03 PM): Its like the great master Egg Shen always said... "You come out no more!"
jeffery_simon_1 (6:19:19 PM): lol what
adam_shipman (6:19:30 PM): Egg Shen!
jeffery_simon_1 (6:19:50 PM): mr eggble bin shenster
adam_shipman (6:20:03 PM): Eggleston McChucklesburrow
adam_shipman (6:20:29 PM): Egg Shen from Big Trouble in Little Chinarown
jeffery_simon_1 (6:20:31 PM): yes now i remember
jeffery_simon_1 (6:20:35 PM): oh
adam_shipman (6:20:39 PM): hah chinarown
jeffery_simon_1 (6:20:44 PM): hehe
jeffery_simon_1 (6:20:59 PM): chinamuwn
jeffery_simon_1 (6:21:23 PM): ha a round chinamun
jeffery_simon_1 (6:21:33 PM): one that bounces down hills
adam_shipman (6:21:57 PM): Hehe the bouncing round chinamun of Burglecuttings
adam_shipman (6:22:46 PM): Round! said in a conanish manner
jeffery_simon_1 (6:22:58 PM): here he comes with his unforseen tactful paring knife and leather overalls
jeffery_simon_1 (6:23:10 PM): haha
adam_shipman (6:23:13 PM): Hehe that was very tactful of him
jeffery_simon_1 (6:24:04 PM): i can see his up turned eyes and pleasureful grin on each revolution of his body down the hill.
adam_shipman (6:24:49 PM): While he shouts and babbles chinamun nonsense that only another round bouncing chinamun would, or could understand
jeffery_simon_1 (6:24:58 PM): hehe
adam_shipman (6:25:18 PM): very unforseen. we must be more tactful with the masterful approach
jeffery_simon_1 (6:25:54 PM): indeed a masters touch
adam_shipman (6:26:35 PM): Lol what was that retarded song about a man with a slow touch? Lol that ALWAYS makes me laugh
jeffery_simon_1 (6:26:42 PM): hahaha
jeffery_simon_1 (6:26:44 PM): yeah
jeffery_simon_1 (6:26:57 PM): easy something
jeffery_simon_1 (6:27:09 PM): the good old slow touch
jeffery_simon_1 (6:27:27 PM): heard a retarded song today
adam_shipman (6:27:39 PM): was it a merle haggard song? I wish my name was Merle
jeffery_simon_1 (6:27:42 PM): somekind of starcraft mix
adam_shipman (6:27:46 PM): ROFL!
adam_shipman (6:27:50 PM): a starcraft remix hah
jeffery_simon_1 (6:28:00 PM): yeah it was like zerg something or another,
jeffery_simon_1 (6:28:30 PM): there is this guy preaching about how the overlord is in control and "we do everything because you say" i was laughing
adam_shipman (6:28:40 PM): LOL
jeffery_simon_1 (6:29:30 PM): radio free zerg
jeffery_simon_1 (6:29:57 PM): "i control the groove" lol
adam_shipman (6:30:07 PM): Lol dude thats terrible
jeffery_simon_1 (6:30:24 PM): "the overmind has got the skills"
jeffery_simon_1 (6:30:28 PM): that is so stupid
adam_shipman (6:30:38 PM): Lol it was made by a rapping Chalco. Woohoo!!
adam_shipman (6:30:53 PM): hoohooh
jeffery_simon_1 (6:45:06 PM): lol its a cheat in the game, just realizing it can be activated in game
adam_shipman (6:45:17 PM): lol that audio song?
jeffery_simon_1 (6:45:20 PM): yeah
adam_shipman (6:45:24 PM): Sweet!
jeffery_simon_1 (6:45:29 PM): play zerg and type radio free zerg in game
adam_shipman (6:45:44 PM): Lol ok, cool
jeffery_simon_1 (6:45:49 PM): pretty lame
adam_shipman (6:46:16 PM): De-Lighted to, sir!
jeffery_simon_1 (6:47:06 PM): i think you need expan cd
adam_shipman (6:54:12 PM): did you ever like NIN back in the day Jeff?
jeffery_simon_1 (6:54:30 PM): partially
adam_shipman (6:54:42 PM): Pretty Hate Machine is a classic man. Great album
adam_shipman (6:55:02 PM): Did you like Overkill? Sanctuary? Trouble?
jeffery_simon_1 (6:55:10 PM): phon
adam_shipman (6:55:12 PM): k
jeffery_simon_1 (7:01:39 PM): k no never listend to them much
adam_shipman (7:02:01 PM): Really? I must be thinking of someone else lol
jeffery_simon_1 (7:02:02 PM): my brother had pretty hate machine, listend to it a bit
jeffery_simon_1 (7:02:05 PM): long time ago
adam_shipman (7:02:13 PM): which brother?
jeffery_simon_1 (7:02:20 PM): jonathon
jeffery_simon_1 (7:02:26 PM): skinny puppy
adam_shipman (7:02:34 PM): cool. Industrial eh?
jeffery_simon_1 (7:02:36 PM): shit like that
jeffery_simon_1 (7:02:58 PM): he is into a broad range of stuff, i think it was popular in its day
adam_shipman (7:03:14 PM): Thats cool man
jeffery_simon_1 (7:03:19 PM): he used to set up gigs for the college he went to
adam_shipman (7:03:31 PM): right on man
jeffery_simon_1 (7:03:43 PM): like the go between for bands and a school
jeffery_simon_1 (7:03:53 PM): something
jeffery_simon_1 (7:03:56 PM): like that
adam_shipman (7:04:00 PM): cool man
jeffery_simon_1 (7:04:11 PM): of course huron may have had an acapella deal once in a while
jeffery_simon_1 (7:04:16 PM): hehe
adam_shipman (7:04:17 PM): LOL
adam_shipman (7:04:26 PM): Indian Acapella
jeffery_simon_1 (7:04:48 PM): hehe
jeffery_simon_1 (7:05:09 PM): i hated those things
adam_shipman (7:05:25 PM): Lol The Huron Barbershop Quartet!
jeffery_simon_1 (7:05:35 PM): they are less controversial so that is why schools tend to get them
jeffery_simon_1 (7:05:52 PM): guessing
adam_shipman (7:06:02 PM): What? Indians or Negros dressed as indian gangsta rappers?
jeffery_simon_1 (7:06:09 PM): lol
jeffery_simon_1 (7:06:43 PM): they had a kick ass jazz band at westmar
adam_shipman (7:06:50 PM): Right on man
jeffery_simon_1 (7:06:57 PM): one of the top
jeffery_simon_1 (7:07:13 PM): course I do not want to hear jazz, or rap acapella turds either
adam_shipman (7:07:36 PM): Rapping Turds sing Acapella! More at Westmar!
jeffery_simon_1 (7:07:43 PM): hehe
jeffery_simon_1 (7:08:03 PM): just the word acapella makes me cringe and turn away
adam_shipman (7:08:13 PM): its a homo word man
jeffery_simon_1 (7:08:16 PM): imagine the people associated with it
adam_shipman (7:08:23 PM): Lol
jeffery_simon_1 (7:08:36 PM): "I sing with the James Boys Acapella Group"
adam_shipman (7:08:41 PM): Hahaha
jeffery_simon_1 (7:08:58 PM): i would disown my band mates
adam_shipman (7:09:18 PM): That and I shit in plastic bags and leave them in random places for people to find and be pleased with
jeffery_simon_1 (7:09:20 PM): it would be "The James Boys Acapella Group and the other guy"
adam_shipman (7:09:31 PM): Hah tyhe other guy
jeffery_simon_1 (7:10:06 PM): do you shit in bank money bags and zip them up and drop them on the corner and film people picking it up and opening it?
adam_shipman (7:10:12 PM): Hahahaha
adam_shipman (7:10:16 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHA
jeffery_simon_1 (7:10:25 PM): tiz a good idea
adam_shipman (7:10:36 PM): Oh dude, a very fuckin good idea!
jeffery_simon_1 (7:11:29 PM): you have to put some fake monopoly money on top so they sift through it think it is a joke, then viola shit on their hands! hahaha
adam_shipman (7:12:01 PM): Lol, if I opened a bank money bag, smelled shit and saw monopoly money, I sure as HELL would not dig deeper
jeffery_simon_1 (7:12:10 PM): hehe
jeffery_simon_1 (7:12:22 PM): yeah but who would smell for shit
jeffery_simon_1 (7:12:32 PM): they would pop it open, laugh and dig through with their hand
adam_shipman (7:12:44 PM): Dude! How could you NOT smell a freshly laid loaf in an enclosed bag?
jeffery_simon_1 (7:12:49 PM): hehe
jeffery_simon_1 (7:12:57 PM): do it on a windy day
jeffery_simon_1 (7:13:15 PM): still would be funny as hell
adam_shipman (7:13:42 PM): Man, no way. Have you ever shit inh anything before? It fuckin STINKS. The only reason it doesnt smell as bad when you shit in the bathroom is cause it gets covered by water
jeffery_simon_1 (7:13:54 PM): lol
jeffery_simon_1 (7:14:15 PM): i courtesy flush, i forget how bad a fresh one smells, but it would not be that fresh
adam_shipman (7:14:30 PM): courtesy flush! How very tactful of you
jeffery_simon_1 (7:14:33 PM): it has had plenty of time to air out
jeffery_simon_1 (7:15:00 PM): i fucking hate uncourtuous flushers
jeffery_simon_1 (7:15:17 PM): freaking bathroom bombers
adam_shipman (7:16:20 PM): Lol. A step above when you leave the log lay
adam_shipman (7:16:27 PM): stealth out
jeffery_simon_1 (7:17:44 PM): hehe
adam_shipman (7:17:46 PM): LOL lay a massive log of wretchedness then shove a bunch of toilet paper and newspaper around in the toilet and try to flush. It gets all mashed up and soggy with shit water and human turd. Then it backs up and flushes all over, very pleasant times indeed
jeffery_simon_1 (7:18:02 PM): lol
jeffery_simon_1 (7:18:02 PM): yes
jeffery_simon_1 (7:20:22 PM): thats fucking gross dude
adam_shipman (7:20:33 PM): hahaha
jeffery_simon_1 (7:21:42 PM): imagine those people drinking and bathing in "used" water
adam_shipman (7:21:44 PM): but thats a party waiting to happen man! Invite a couple girls over to show off the poopy floor room
jeffery_simon_1 (7:21:52 PM): lol
adam_shipman (7:22:09 PM): Fuckin DISGUSTING man, I cant imagine that. Filthy
adam_shipman (7:22:19 PM): bathing in it. Hmmmmm
jeffery_simon_1 (7:22:33 PM): i would fucking be blitzed
adam_shipman (7:22:55 PM): I didnt know you played football
jeffery_simon_1 (7:22:56 PM): "ill have my water over the logs please"
adam_shipman (7:23:11 PM): Hahaha! I'll have a tinkle water over the logs please
jeffery_simon_1 (7:23:25 PM): blitz is a german term for a style of war
jeffery_simon_1 (7:23:30 PM): something like that
adam_shipman (7:23:35 PM): Blitzkreig is
jeffery_simon_1 (7:23:38 PM): yes
jeffery_simon_1 (7:23:42 PM): its short for that
adam_shipman (7:23:56 PM): no, its short for Blitzatonlious
adam_shipman (7:24:13 PM): he was a brother of Steve Wonder
jeffery_simon_1 (7:24:17 PM): did he create the internet
jeffery_simon_1 (7:24:27 PM): good old sw
adam_shipman (7:24:28 PM): Nope, bulbous Magillicutty did
jeffery_simon_1 (7:24:38 PM): what about cp
adam_shipman (7:24:41 PM): Hahaha
adam_shipman (7:24:44 PM): HAHAH
adam_shipman (7:24:49 PM): CP
adam_shipman (7:25:05 PM): yo CP, whats shakin bra?
jeffery_simon_1 (7:25:16 PM): did he create cell phone technolgies
jeffery_simon_1 (7:25:40 PM): or is he just a enigma waiting to happen
jeffery_simon_1 (7:25:52 PM): an enigma
adam_shipman (7:25:59 PM): No, he always carried a massive grey cell phone that was 1.5' long by 1' foot wide and 1' deep
jeffery_simon_1 (7:26:12 PM): lol since the dawn of time
adam_shipman (7:26:19 PM): Yes, thus the name CP
adam_shipman (7:26:37 PM): CP is truly an enigma. You must learn its riddle conan
adam_shipman (7:26:58 PM): Crommmm!
jeffery_simon_1 (7:26:59 PM): it also doubles as central processor, he is a learning computer
adam_shipman (7:27:17 PM): My CPU is a nueralnet processor. Its a learning computer
jeffery_simon_1 (7:27:28 PM): lol
jeffery_simon_1 (7:27:55 PM): neewrrhrawll net procesor
adam_shipman (7:28:26 PM): Its a llleeeearrnning (like wisdom is only for the "leeeaarrnnned") computer
jeffery_simon_1 (7:28:32 PM): lol
jeffery_simon_1 (7:28:58 PM): whatever you do do not buy mexican totinos small pizzas, they are fucking awful
jeffery_simon_1 (7:29:07 PM): yuck
adam_shipman (7:29:09 PM): Hahah!
adam_shipman (7:29:38 PM): Did I ever send you the Machoman Randy Savage rap titled "Be a Man"?
jeffery_simon_1 (7:30:18 PM): yeah
adam_shipman (7:30:26 PM): Be a man hogan!
adam_shipman (7:30:33 PM): Could you send it to me?
jeffery_simon_1 (7:30:44 PM): let me check
jeffery_simon_1 (7:32:11 PM): k
adam_shipman (7:32:25 PM):
 
yeah, were retards lol, kickin it 9th grade style.

jeffery_simon_1 (8:03:14 PM): hola muchachitoes
adam_shipman (8:03:16 PM): hey simon jeffries
adam_shipman (8:03:30 PM): lol muchachitoes
jeffery_simon_1 (8:03:31 PM): nice brosilbins
adam_shipman (8:03:36 PM): Obey
adam_shipman (8:03:51 PM): the POWERMUSTACHE
jeffery_simon_1 (8:03:59 PM): yeah its based off an artist that did the same with andre giant
adam_shipman (8:04:12 PM): andre giant haha
jeffery_simon_1 (8:04:16 PM): of course i like shrimp tacos
adam_shipman (8:04:20 PM): no the
adam_shipman (8:04:26 PM): Lol shrimp tacos?
adam_shipman (8:04:31 PM): nice
adam_shipman (8:05:27 PM): he needs a baseball cap that reads "Im #1"
adam_shipman (8:05:38 PM): same expression
jeffery_simon_1 (8:05:54 PM): lol
jeffery_simon_1 (8:06:16 PM): hes got power droop mouth kicking
adam_shipman (8:06:38 PM): droopy mouth power stache
adam_shipman (8:06:46 PM): jowlbins
jeffery_simon_1 (8:07:06 PM): he also has mushroom cap head
adam_shipman (8:07:12 PM): LOL
adam_shipman (8:10:34 PM): thats why he needs a hat
jeffery_simon_1 (8:10:57 PM): hehe
adam_shipman (8:12:21 PM): what the picture doesnt show is that hes wearing a dirty nascar tank top that rides up on his beer gut and some dingy yellow running shorts from the 70s. That, and he has some flip flops and a glass of scotch
adam_shipman (8:12:23 PM): scotch
jeffery_simon_1 (8:12:32 PM): hehe
adam_shipman (8:12:49 PM): he does the power stroll
jeffery_simon_1 (8:13:13 PM): the thing about bronson is i am pretty sure that he would not mind carrying out the acts he did in real life if he had to that he did in the death wish series
adam_shipman (8:13:22 PM): ROFL
jeffery_simon_1 (8:13:31 PM): it was just in his character
adam_shipman (8:13:39 PM): you dont thinkj he was just an actor huh?
jeffery_simon_1 (8:14:09 PM): nah i think part of his character is revealed in his movies, like many characters
adam_shipman (8:14:18 PM): it was very revealing
jeffery_simon_1 (8:14:53 PM): although lots of young actors or only acting,,, older actors are more actually who they are, just my opinion
jeffery_simon_1 (8:14:58 PM): or = are
adam_shipman (8:15:16 PM): thats a very in depth analysis Simon Jeffries
jeffery_simon_1 (8:15:42 PM): why thank thee shipmanikus adamonious
adam_shipman (8:15:50 PM): Indeed
adam_shipman (8:15:53 PM): here here
adam_shipman (8:16:09 PM): Lol so what be goin down in tha hood G?
jeffery_simon_1 (8:16:50 PM): nothing much just getting back from pleasure palace 9000, eating some pistachios
adam_shipman (8:17:03 PM): LOL hahaha nice name for work
adam_shipman (8:17:26 PM): The Pleasure Palace 9000
jeffery_simon_1 (8:17:38 PM): yeah
jeffery_simon_1 (8:17:56 PM): was there late straining my lobes
adam_shipman (8:18:36 PM): sebol
jeffery_simon_1 (8:19:20 PM): i hang 10lb staple guns to my ear lobes and jog around the department chanting "I am happy osama, the sand person"
adam_shipman (8:19:36 PM): Allah Allah Allah!!! LALALALALALA!
jeffery_simon_1 (8:19:41 PM): hehehe
adam_shipman (8:19:54 PM): 10lb staple guns, very appropriate for the season
adam_shipman (8:20:57 PM): Fuck, Bronson thinks hes all bad, just sittin there, staring. Telling you to obey. Im gunna show that punk
jeffery_simon_1 (8:21:07 PM): pretty stressful last few days, our department is trying to put out a release, we are trying to clean out the bugs that have not been corrected
jeffery_simon_1 (8:21:25 PM): show him!
adam_shipman (8:21:47 PM): Stressful, Release, Bugs... Not words I ever want to hear together lol
adam_shipman (8:26:05 PM): I usually deploy the sticky booger smear upon the back of an unsuspecting co-worker. I mean, who wipes buggers on people anymore? They never expect it.
jeffery_simon_1 (8:26:20 PM): lol
jeffery_simon_1 (8:27:00 PM): do you add the occasional ear slap from behind and head mugging to back of head
adam_shipman (8:28:10 PM): Occasionaly. I am a fan of the shoulder pat while asking about the wife and kids, then deploying a massive neck slap out of the blue
jeffery_simon_1 (8:28:22 PM): hahahahahah
jeffery_simon_1 (8:28:29 PM): massive neck slap
jeffery_simon_1 (8:28:56 PM): just to show your true honesty add being interested in their family life
adam_shipman (8:29:01 PM): maybe a hair pull to be mean
jeffery_simon_1 (8:29:03 PM): add = at
jeffery_simon_1 (8:29:05 PM): lol
adam_shipman (8:29:27 PM): hair yank face slap combo
adam_shipman (8:30:02 PM): dude a slap is so disrespectful. It shows you dont even consider the person worthy of a punch, you treat em like a bitch and slap em
jeffery_simon_1 (8:30:09 PM): you could just leasurely walk behind a person sitting at their desk while talking to a friend and do a wind up curl full follow through behind the head punch
jeffery_simon_1 (8:30:23 PM): lol
adam_shipman (8:30:45 PM): Indeed, have their hid wip forward into their monitor
adam_shipman (8:30:52 PM): head
adam_shipman (8:30:54 PM): whip
jeffery_simon_1 (8:31:09 PM): or you could be walking by somebody sitting down at their terminal, talking to somebody stop with your back to them and cut a nice fart, keep having coversation as if nothing happend
jeffery_simon_1 (8:31:46 PM): very pleasant
adam_shipman (8:32:00 PM): Lol a nice and rancid, wet sounding fart, casually stroll away after doing a pant leg adjustment to shake loose the nasty odor
jeffery_simon_1 (8:32:08 PM): yeah hehe
adam_shipman (8:32:16 PM): fuckin rude
jeffery_simon_1 (8:32:26 PM): dont even look at them, just drop a heavy nose rider
adam_shipman (8:32:50 PM): Lol, dont even bother to turn your back. Just walk by, stop near them, rip it, and keep walking
jeffery_simon_1 (8:33:42 PM): hehe yeah, all the while you and your buddy are carrying on in conversation, in complete ignorance of the fart you cut by his head, his reaction to the matter is not even considered
adam_shipman (8:35:14 PM): Lol yes. Dude when I worked at Citibank I worked next to this short dude named Russ. Russ was cool, he drank Guiness and had a power mustache. Anyways, I would always stand up and drop fuckin horrible SBDs that were fuckin head level man. He always tried to be polite and act like nothing smelled but I could see the surprise and disgust on his face hahaha
jeffery_simon_1 (8:35:40 PM): hahaha
adam_shipman (8:36:01 PM): Deploy a yellow cloud of annihilation
jeffery_simon_1 (8:36:18 PM): its always funny to laugh before they smell it, then walk away, and you know eventually they will smell it and have a moment of relevation at your laughter
adam_shipman (8:36:24 PM): Hahaha
adam_shipman (8:36:45 PM): Hahahah yes, a very bastard like activity. Power Noble worthy even
jeffery_simon_1 (8:37:02 PM): lol
adam_shipman (8:37:36 PM): I enjoy laying traps at Grocery Stores. Leaving some pleasant aroma for fellow shoppers in the canned food isle is a refreshing activity
jeffery_simon_1 (8:37:51 PM): lol
adam_shipman (8:38:12 PM): Lol wow Im in 9th grade again haha
jeffery_simon_1 (8:38:29 PM): yeah i fart all the time in stores, i surprsingly try to avoid having the stench being associated with me, but I dig getting away and knowing people move into that area getting fresh rewards
jeffery_simon_1 (8:39:06 PM): i need to practice less stealth and more purposeful delivery
adam_shipman (8:39:22 PM): LOL man, nice. Scott is a fuckin BASTARD. That dude can fuckin rip a nasty sounding fart and keep a straight face. He will do that and just stare at you lol, it fuckin makes you laugh dude, hes such a bastard]
jeffery_simon_1 (8:39:35 PM): heheh
jeffery_simon_1 (8:40:06 PM): i think i figured out why quiet farts stink the most
adam_shipman (8:40:18 PM): Best time to shit the drawers is when there is some other sound. It makes it look like your tying to cover it
jeffery_simon_1 (8:40:33 PM): hehe yeah
adam_shipman (8:40:35 PM): rip a big old loud one lol, you dont fool anyone
jeffery_simon_1 (8:40:58 PM): lol'
adam_shipman (8:42:56 PM): And thats when it happened man. The giant Bull Weevil jumped out of the tree and latched onto my face. I would have died if the Baron of Balderdash hadnt been there to save me with that coffee cup.
adam_shipman (8:47:04 PM): Eggble Bin Shenster
jeffery_simon_1 (8:47:10 PM): hehe
 
Ok so I though I would bring a little of the old forums to the new one.

Winner(aka Loser) needs a thread where he can post his drunken and drug induced crazy ideas.

We also need some other useless threads where the topic will get completely jacked and go on for 20 pages about how Darkshire is a fairy-pirate.

Ok so let's all join together and celebrate the new forum and the art of pointless threads!!!

:hotjump: yay :headbang:

Iain... :Smug:
 
Ir0n_mE said:
Ok so I though I would bring a little of the old forums to the new one.

Winner(aka Loser) needs a thread where he can post his drunken and drug induced crazy ideas.

We also need some other useless threads where the topic will get completely jacked and go on for 20 pages about how Darkshire is a fairy-pirate.

Ok so let's all join together and celebrate the new forum and the art of pointless threads!!!

:hotjump: yay :headbang:

Iain... :Smug:
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They refered to me as a homosexual pirate, not a fairy-prate. God dammit can't you get anything right? :p
 
right, so its my birthday. a chick totally broke my heart and it fuckin sucks man. im so drunk, im lucky i dont fuckin have soem sort or of alcvhvohol posioning, thank jesus for heroin. :cry:

oh, and my boss fdoiund oiut im into druggs so he wantsnme to go to rehab jghahahaha
 
colorful shirt you are wearing tonight, it makes you look like a homosexual

BOOOOOOOO

ok maybe you all are homosexuals

BOOOOOOOOO
 
Hails to the infernal Winner!! The Addict Formerly Known as Loser! :Smokedev:
 
Wow, this place is hopping! :lol:

So I've been taking a break from the crank and other nasty narcotics lately, thought i would keep it light, stick with the herb, trippage, and booze. Its not bad, kind of weak after comparison, but what do you expect? Lol

So whats up in the IE world? You assholes working on anything new or just fucking penguins up there? heheh :D

Ahh, it just wouldnt be the same without me being nasty to someone or something, so I'll just say "Fuck off, ass face" in general. If you dont like it, go suck a dead homeless guys asshole and fuckin die.

Oh, and what happened to your web page? An eskimo knock your computer over or something, eh?

:headbang:

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Stoned. All day, every day. If your not, you fucking SUCK and I hate you.
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jeffery_simon_1: hail plutonicus
jeffery_simon_1: it is i junter rheinhold
adam_shipman: Plutonicus! Outstanding delivery Master J of the Flying Bucket Seat Brigade
adam_shipman: Rheinhold Goldstein
jeffery_simon_1: master is on our tail! he must have big plans
jeffery_simon_1: how is the evening of maximus
adam_shipman: I must avert mine eye! The smugness of Master is unyielding!
jeffery_simon_1: hehe
jeffery_simon_1: hows it going your highness
adam_shipman: This evening of maximus is like that of a wet chilidog fart. Somewhat amusing, mostly just a mess
jeffery_simon_1: ahh the warmth and care of a chillidog fart
adam_shipman: Indeed, tender as a mother slapping you in the face with an iron bearclaw
jeffery_simon_1: tender! tender is the night
adam_shipman: Well, that seems outlandish in a Lando Chewbacca Storm Turtle way. If there was such a thing. I thionk the gnomes inside my head have fallen asleep again. I must beat them savagely and ration their supply of Gin as punishment
adam_shipman: But they get uppity and break out the Tiger Uppercut! Tiger, Tiger! Attacks
adam_shipman: I think in a past life I was a fat black man named Wilbur who rode a big wheel around town. That is until I was stepped on by an elephant
jeffery_simon_1: there is a lando chewbacca storm turtle way? I have never paroosed this avenue of adventure. Might it be associated with a baron von monchowzen underwear racing stripe of pleasure?
adam_shipman: Ahhhh, I see, you know of the Baron
jeffery_simon_1: when you say big wheel? do you mean a grown adult riding a child's big wheel?
jeffery_simon_1: it is very masterful
adam_shipman: Yes I do. But I was a fat adult negroman named Wilbur who liked BarBQ
jeffery_simon_1: very tactful
jeffery_simon_1: in my pastlife i was kin to cp
jeffery_simon_1: we joked and lit bottle rockets from our teeth
adam_shipman: Yes, it was a tactful manuever that was deployed by raising the flag of striped something. CP is my home slace. Were best friends. Neither of our cell phones work anymore, so we just talk on make believe ones
jeffery_simon_1: i once got him to fart on the cp and he accidentally had his cb off and it was not funny
adam_shipman: Lol, most disgraceful, a very untactful manuever
jeffery_simon_1: yes
jeffery_simon_1: i disapproved of the maneuver
jeffery_simon_1: home slace
jeffery_simon_1: lol
adam_shipman: Yes, that is why you are on the judging commitee that assists the custodial engineering department with excess shit paper back flow
adam_shipman: home slace
adam_shipman: jigga who?
jeffery_simon_1: a jigga what
adam_shipman: Haha, Julie who? Ohhh times is hard, times is harddd
jeffery_simon_1: haha julie who
jeffery_simon_1: skool damatory, ahhh times is haawd
adam_shipman: Buahaha!
jeffery_simon_1: a julie who?
adam_shipman: a julie who? LOL classic!
jeffery_simon_1: yep
jeffery_simon_1: funny man
adam_shipman: I did appreciate the baron von munchousen reference. The baron is a close personal friend of mine. Sometimes we chop the toes off of street people and watch them try to run away, but they cant because they cant keep their balance
jeffery_simon_1: lol
jeffery_simon_1: yes that name is a good one to say
adam_shipman: Very appreciative of the tactful manuever. Thats right out of Master: Volume 13
jeffery_simon_1: it is steeped in michief
adam_shipman: Lol, The Baron
jeffery_simon_1: lol
adam_shipman: Anf his band of villians
jeffery_simon_1: not only is he baron, but von munchousen is a name of power
jeffery_simon_1: it is a statement with power, munchousen
jeffery_simon_1: i mean come on
adam_shipman: By the power of Von Munchousen, I summon thee demon! Go forth and collect unto thee a series of plastic trinkets ye shall use to adorn the shithouse walls with
jeffery_simon_1: never watched the move though
adam_shipman: Whats the deal? Waking me up at this time of night, bring me all the way down here to look at stick drawings on the shithouse walls, what gives man?
adam_shipman: The King
jeffery_simon_1: haha
jeffery_simon_1: yeah what was that about again?
jeffery_simon_1: i forgot
adam_shipman: It was about a can of tunafish named Earnest who liked to skin people and eat their eyeballs
adam_shipman: and then he BURNS THEM WITH A POWER ROD!!
adam_shipman: SCreaming ALLAH ALLAH ALLAH ALLAH!!!
jeffery_simon_1: hmm wasnt it about sword of pleasure that gets displaced into a fresh nostril
jeffery_simon_1: with a jerry curl laid gracefully in a bowl of cereal
adam_shipman: A nostril poke of extreme beguilement chucked forth in a frothy sprew of diseased cow ploppings?
jeffery_simon_1: yes
adam_shipman: Hmmm, a layered jerry curl, laid fresh upon a bowl of cheerios
jeffery_simon_1: yes and you only realized it once you have taken a nice bite
jeffery_simon_1: uhhhmmm
adam_shipman: Jesus, I wish I had a Jerry Curl
jeffery_simon_1: hhaahah
jeffery_simon_1: that shit would be tight my nigga
adam_shipman: Hahahaha!
adam_shipman: Tizzight ma nig
adam_shipman: 4real
 
Blaaahhhh blah blah blah blah blah blah blah!!

Drugs are good M'Kay?

The harder the shit you do, the fuckin weirder the shit you think! lol I fucking LOVE it man! Haha, you ever want to hit someone in the face with a lead pipe, just to see the blood and brains ooze?

LOL Im gunna go listen to Slayer and break shit! FUCK YOU! HA!

Slayer - God Hates Us All - Threshold :devil: :devil: :devil:
 
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