Conversation I had with an old roomy. If you dont like it, I dont fucking care. Go get fucked by a large immovable object.
jeffery_simon_1 (6:11:23 PM): so i was walking home from work and I acquired the "I forgot stallone's first name syndrome", is it frank, arnold albert, CRAP, i forgot it!
adam_shipman (6:11:51 PM): Why, do you mean Mr. Sylvester Bins?
jeffery_simon_1 (6:11:56 PM): lol
jeffery_simon_1 (6:12:03 PM): yea stupidity
jeffery_simon_1 (6:12:05 PM): how are ya
adam_shipman (6:12:23 PM): I am quite excellent in a superlative way
adam_shipman (6:12:29 PM): yourself?
jeffery_simon_1 (6:12:30 PM): heh
jeffery_simon_1 (6:12:33 PM): oh ok
adam_shipman (6:12:43 PM): very grand
jeffery_simon_1 (6:12:46 PM): most tactful
adam_shipman (6:13:00 PM): Indeed, here here
jeffery_simon_1 (6:13:03 PM): in a thought splendor
jeffery_simon_1 (6:13:10 PM): i want pizza
adam_shipman (6:13:24 PM): a thoughtful splendor of the unshaven smiling face with empty eyes and hollow laugh
jeffery_simon_1 (6:13:26 PM): fucking coupons look good
jeffery_simon_1 (6:13:44 PM): yes hehe
adam_shipman (6:13:45 PM): Lol oh yeah, coupons always look fuckin tasty man
adam_shipman (6:14:26 PM):
jeffery_simon_1 (6:14:58 PM): in searching for sylvester i stumbled apon the esteemed grand web site of frank stalion
adam_shipman (6:15:16 PM): Frankil Stalionchamplebin
jeffery_simon_1 (6:15:35 PM): haha champlebin
jeffery_simon_1 (6:16:55 PM): lol i thought that was the web site i was looking at at first
jeffery_simon_1 (6:17:01 PM): i was like wtf
adam_shipman (6:17:18 PM): are you sure you werent like ftw?
jeffery_simon_1 (6:17:32 PM): i was in a backwards sort of way
jeffery_simon_1 (6:17:43 PM): lol
adam_shipman (6:17:48 PM): hahaha
jeffery_simon_1 (6:17:55 PM): ftw was he saying
adam_shipman (6:17:59 PM): haha
adam_shipman (6:18:26 PM): I may have just stumbled upon another internet scandal! ftw
jeffery_simon_1 (6:18:39 PM): lol
adam_shipman (6:19:03 PM): Its like the great master Egg Shen always said... "You come out no more!"
jeffery_simon_1 (6:19:19 PM): lol what
adam_shipman (6:19:30 PM): Egg Shen!
jeffery_simon_1 (6:19:50 PM): mr eggble bin shenster
adam_shipman (6:20:03 PM): Eggleston McChucklesburrow
adam_shipman (6:20:29 PM): Egg Shen from Big Trouble in Little Chinarown
jeffery_simon_1 (6:20:31 PM): yes now i remember
jeffery_simon_1 (6:20:35 PM): oh
adam_shipman (6:20:39 PM): hah chinarown
jeffery_simon_1 (6:20:44 PM): hehe
jeffery_simon_1 (6:20:59 PM): chinamuwn
jeffery_simon_1 (6:21:23 PM): ha a round chinamun
jeffery_simon_1 (6:21:33 PM): one that bounces down hills
adam_shipman (6:21:57 PM): Hehe the bouncing round chinamun of Burglecuttings
adam_shipman (6:22:46 PM): Round! said in a conanish manner
jeffery_simon_1 (6:22:58 PM): here he comes with his unforseen tactful paring knife and leather overalls
jeffery_simon_1 (6:23:10 PM): haha
adam_shipman (6:23:13 PM): Hehe that was very tactful of him
jeffery_simon_1 (6:24:04 PM): i can see his up turned eyes and pleasureful grin on each revolution of his body down the hill.
adam_shipman (6:24:49 PM): While he shouts and babbles chinamun nonsense that only another round bouncing chinamun would, or could understand
jeffery_simon_1 (6:24:58 PM): hehe
adam_shipman (6:25:18 PM): very unforseen. we must be more tactful with the masterful approach
jeffery_simon_1 (6:25:54 PM): indeed a masters touch
adam_shipman (6:26:35 PM): Lol what was that retarded song about a man with a slow touch? Lol that ALWAYS makes me laugh
jeffery_simon_1 (6:26:42 PM): hahaha
jeffery_simon_1 (6:26:44 PM): yeah
jeffery_simon_1 (6:26:57 PM): easy something
jeffery_simon_1 (6:27:09 PM): the good old slow touch
jeffery_simon_1 (6:27:27 PM): heard a retarded song today
adam_shipman (6:27:39 PM): was it a merle haggard song? I wish my name was Merle
jeffery_simon_1 (6:27:42 PM): somekind of starcraft mix
adam_shipman (6:27:46 PM): ROFL!
adam_shipman (6:27:50 PM): a starcraft remix hah
jeffery_simon_1 (6:28:00 PM): yeah it was like zerg something or another,
jeffery_simon_1 (6:28:30 PM): there is this guy preaching about how the overlord is in control and "we do everything because you say" i was laughing
adam_shipman (6:28:40 PM): LOL
jeffery_simon_1 (6:29:30 PM): radio free zerg
jeffery_simon_1 (6:29:57 PM): "i control the groove" lol
adam_shipman (6:30:07 PM): Lol dude thats terrible
jeffery_simon_1 (6:30:24 PM): "the overmind has got the skills"
jeffery_simon_1 (6:30:28 PM): that is so stupid
adam_shipman (6:30:38 PM): Lol it was made by a rapping Chalco. Woohoo!!
adam_shipman (6:30:53 PM): hoohooh
jeffery_simon_1 (6:45:06 PM): lol its a cheat in the game, just realizing it can be activated in game
adam_shipman (6:45:17 PM): lol that audio song?
jeffery_simon_1 (6:45:20 PM): yeah
adam_shipman (6:45:24 PM): Sweet!
jeffery_simon_1 (6:45:29 PM): play zerg and type radio free zerg in game
adam_shipman (6:45:44 PM): Lol ok, cool
jeffery_simon_1 (6:45:49 PM): pretty lame
adam_shipman (6:46:16 PM): De-Lighted to, sir!
jeffery_simon_1 (6:47:06 PM): i think you need expan cd
adam_shipman (6:54:12 PM): did you ever like NIN back in the day Jeff?
jeffery_simon_1 (6:54:30 PM): partially
adam_shipman (6:54:42 PM): Pretty Hate Machine is a classic man. Great album
adam_shipman (6:55:02 PM): Did you like Overkill? Sanctuary? Trouble?
jeffery_simon_1 (6:55:10 PM): phon
adam_shipman (6:55:12 PM): k
jeffery_simon_1 (7:01:39 PM): k no never listend to them much
adam_shipman (7:02:01 PM): Really? I must be thinking of someone else lol
jeffery_simon_1 (7:02:02 PM): my brother had pretty hate machine, listend to it a bit
jeffery_simon_1 (7:02:05 PM): long time ago
adam_shipman (7:02:13 PM): which brother?
jeffery_simon_1 (7:02:20 PM): jonathon
jeffery_simon_1 (7:02:26 PM): skinny puppy
adam_shipman (7:02:34 PM): cool. Industrial eh?
jeffery_simon_1 (7:02:36 PM): shit like that
jeffery_simon_1 (7:02:58 PM): he is into a broad range of stuff, i think it was popular in its day
adam_shipman (7:03:14 PM): Thats cool man
jeffery_simon_1 (7:03:19 PM): he used to set up gigs for the college he went to
adam_shipman (7:03:31 PM): right on man
jeffery_simon_1 (7:03:43 PM): like the go between for bands and a school
jeffery_simon_1 (7:03:53 PM): something
jeffery_simon_1 (7:03:56 PM): like that
adam_shipman (7:04:00 PM): cool man
jeffery_simon_1 (7:04:11 PM): of course huron may have had an acapella deal once in a while
jeffery_simon_1 (7:04:16 PM): hehe
adam_shipman (7:04:17 PM): LOL
adam_shipman (7:04:26 PM): Indian Acapella
jeffery_simon_1 (7:04:48 PM): hehe
jeffery_simon_1 (7:05:09 PM): i hated those things
adam_shipman (7:05:25 PM): Lol The Huron Barbershop Quartet!
jeffery_simon_1 (7:05:35 PM): they are less controversial so that is why schools tend to get them
jeffery_simon_1 (7:05:52 PM): guessing
adam_shipman (7:06:02 PM): What? Indians or Negros dressed as indian gangsta rappers?
jeffery_simon_1 (7:06:09 PM): lol
jeffery_simon_1 (7:06:43 PM): they had a kick ass jazz band at westmar
adam_shipman (7:06:50 PM): Right on man
jeffery_simon_1 (7:06:57 PM): one of the top
jeffery_simon_1 (7:07:13 PM): course I do not want to hear jazz, or rap acapella turds either
adam_shipman (7:07:36 PM): Rapping Turds sing Acapella! More at Westmar!
jeffery_simon_1 (7:07:43 PM): hehe
jeffery_simon_1 (7:08:03 PM): just the word acapella makes me cringe and turn away
adam_shipman (7:08:13 PM): its a homo word man
jeffery_simon_1 (7:08:16 PM): imagine the people associated with it
adam_shipman (7:08:23 PM): Lol
jeffery_simon_1 (7:08:36 PM): "I sing with the James Boys Acapella Group"
adam_shipman (7:08:41 PM): Hahaha
jeffery_simon_1 (7:08:58 PM): i would disown my band mates
adam_shipman (7:09:18 PM): That and I shit in plastic bags and leave them in random places for people to find and be pleased with
jeffery_simon_1 (7:09:20 PM): it would be "The James Boys Acapella Group and the other guy"
adam_shipman (7:09:31 PM): Hah tyhe other guy
jeffery_simon_1 (7:10:06 PM): do you shit in bank money bags and zip them up and drop them on the corner and film people picking it up and opening it?
adam_shipman (7:10:12 PM): Hahahaha
adam_shipman (7:10:16 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHA
jeffery_simon_1 (7:10:25 PM): tiz a good idea
adam_shipman (7:10:36 PM): Oh dude, a very fuckin good idea!
jeffery_simon_1 (7:11:29 PM): you have to put some fake monopoly money on top so they sift through it think it is a joke, then viola shit on their hands! hahaha
adam_shipman (7:12:01 PM): Lol, if I opened a bank money bag, smelled shit and saw monopoly money, I sure as HELL would not dig deeper
jeffery_simon_1 (7:12:10 PM): hehe
jeffery_simon_1 (7:12:22 PM): yeah but who would smell for shit
jeffery_simon_1 (7:12:32 PM): they would pop it open, laugh and dig through with their hand
adam_shipman (7:12:44 PM): Dude! How could you NOT smell a freshly laid loaf in an enclosed bag?
jeffery_simon_1 (7:12:49 PM): hehe
jeffery_simon_1 (7:12:57 PM): do it on a windy day
jeffery_simon_1 (7:13:15 PM): still would be funny as hell
adam_shipman (7:13:42 PM): Man, no way. Have you ever shit inh anything before? It fuckin STINKS. The only reason it doesnt smell as bad when you shit in the bathroom is cause it gets covered by water
jeffery_simon_1 (7:13:54 PM): lol
jeffery_simon_1 (7:14:15 PM): i courtesy flush, i forget how bad a fresh one smells, but it would not be that fresh
adam_shipman (7:14:30 PM): courtesy flush! How very tactful of you
jeffery_simon_1 (7:14:33 PM): it has had plenty of time to air out
jeffery_simon_1 (7:15:00 PM): i fucking hate uncourtuous flushers
jeffery_simon_1 (7:15:17 PM): freaking bathroom bombers
adam_shipman (7:16:20 PM): Lol. A step above when you leave the log lay
adam_shipman (7:16:27 PM): stealth out
jeffery_simon_1 (7:17:44 PM): hehe
adam_shipman (7:17:46 PM): LOL lay a massive log of wretchedness then shove a bunch of toilet paper and newspaper around in the toilet and try to flush. It gets all mashed up and soggy with shit water and human turd. Then it backs up and flushes all over, very pleasant times indeed
jeffery_simon_1 (7:18:02 PM): lol
jeffery_simon_1 (7:18:02 PM): yes
jeffery_simon_1 (7:20:22 PM): thats fucking gross dude
adam_shipman (7:20:33 PM): hahaha
jeffery_simon_1 (7:21:42 PM): imagine those people drinking and bathing in "used" water
adam_shipman (7:21:44 PM): but thats a party waiting to happen man! Invite a couple girls over to show off the poopy floor room
jeffery_simon_1 (7:21:52 PM): lol
adam_shipman (7:22:09 PM): Fuckin DISGUSTING man, I cant imagine that. Filthy
adam_shipman (7:22:19 PM): bathing in it. Hmmmmm
jeffery_simon_1 (7:22:33 PM): i would fucking be blitzed
adam_shipman (7:22:55 PM): I didnt know you played football
jeffery_simon_1 (7:22:56 PM): "ill have my water over the logs please"
adam_shipman (7:23:11 PM): Hahaha! I'll have a tinkle water over the logs please
jeffery_simon_1 (7:23:25 PM): blitz is a german term for a style of war
jeffery_simon_1 (7:23:30 PM): something like that
adam_shipman (7:23:35 PM): Blitzkreig is
jeffery_simon_1 (7:23:38 PM): yes
jeffery_simon_1 (7:23:42 PM): its short for that
adam_shipman (7:23:56 PM): no, its short for Blitzatonlious
adam_shipman (7:24:13 PM): he was a brother of Steve Wonder
jeffery_simon_1 (7:24:17 PM): did he create the internet
jeffery_simon_1 (7:24:27 PM): good old sw
adam_shipman (7:24:28 PM): Nope, bulbous Magillicutty did
jeffery_simon_1 (7:24:38 PM): what about cp
adam_shipman (7:24:41 PM): Hahaha
adam_shipman (7:24:44 PM): HAHAH
adam_shipman (7:24:49 PM): CP
adam_shipman (7:25:05 PM): yo CP, whats shakin bra?
jeffery_simon_1 (7:25:16 PM): did he create cell phone technolgies
jeffery_simon_1 (7:25:40 PM): or is he just a enigma waiting to happen
jeffery_simon_1 (7:25:52 PM): an enigma
adam_shipman (7:25:59 PM): No, he always carried a massive grey cell phone that was 1.5' long by 1' foot wide and 1' deep
jeffery_simon_1 (7:26:12 PM): lol since the dawn of time
adam_shipman (7:26:19 PM): Yes, thus the name CP
adam_shipman (7:26:37 PM): CP is truly an enigma. You must learn its riddle conan
adam_shipman (7:26:58 PM): Crommmm!
jeffery_simon_1 (7:26:59 PM): it also doubles as central processor, he is a learning computer
adam_shipman (7:27:17 PM): My CPU is a nueralnet processor. Its a learning computer
jeffery_simon_1 (7:27:28 PM): lol
jeffery_simon_1 (7:27:55 PM): neewrrhrawll net procesor
adam_shipman (7:28:26 PM): Its a llleeeearrnning (like wisdom is only for the "leeeaarrnnned") computer
jeffery_simon_1 (7:28:32 PM): lol
jeffery_simon_1 (7:28:58 PM): whatever you do do not buy mexican totinos small pizzas, they are fucking awful
jeffery_simon_1 (7:29:07 PM): yuck
adam_shipman (7:29:09 PM): Hahah!
adam_shipman (7:29:38 PM): Did I ever send you the Machoman Randy Savage rap titled "Be a Man"?
jeffery_simon_1 (7:30:18 PM): yeah
adam_shipman (7:30:26 PM): Be a man hogan!
adam_shipman (7:30:33 PM): Could you send it to me?
jeffery_simon_1 (7:30:44 PM): let me check
jeffery_simon_1 (7:32:11 PM): k
adam_shipman (7:32:25 PM):
jeffery_simon_1 (6:11:23 PM): so i was walking home from work and I acquired the "I forgot stallone's first name syndrome", is it frank, arnold albert, CRAP, i forgot it!
adam_shipman (6:11:51 PM): Why, do you mean Mr. Sylvester Bins?
jeffery_simon_1 (6:11:56 PM): lol
jeffery_simon_1 (6:12:03 PM): yea stupidity
jeffery_simon_1 (6:12:05 PM): how are ya
adam_shipman (6:12:23 PM): I am quite excellent in a superlative way
adam_shipman (6:12:29 PM): yourself?
jeffery_simon_1 (6:12:30 PM): heh
jeffery_simon_1 (6:12:33 PM): oh ok
adam_shipman (6:12:43 PM): very grand
jeffery_simon_1 (6:12:46 PM): most tactful
adam_shipman (6:13:00 PM): Indeed, here here
jeffery_simon_1 (6:13:03 PM): in a thought splendor
jeffery_simon_1 (6:13:10 PM): i want pizza
adam_shipman (6:13:24 PM): a thoughtful splendor of the unshaven smiling face with empty eyes and hollow laugh
jeffery_simon_1 (6:13:26 PM): fucking coupons look good
jeffery_simon_1 (6:13:44 PM): yes hehe
adam_shipman (6:13:45 PM): Lol oh yeah, coupons always look fuckin tasty man
adam_shipman (6:14:26 PM):
jeffery_simon_1 (6:14:58 PM): in searching for sylvester i stumbled apon the esteemed grand web site of frank stalion
adam_shipman (6:15:16 PM): Frankil Stalionchamplebin
jeffery_simon_1 (6:15:35 PM): haha champlebin
jeffery_simon_1 (6:16:55 PM): lol i thought that was the web site i was looking at at first
jeffery_simon_1 (6:17:01 PM): i was like wtf
adam_shipman (6:17:18 PM): are you sure you werent like ftw?
jeffery_simon_1 (6:17:32 PM): i was in a backwards sort of way
jeffery_simon_1 (6:17:43 PM): lol
adam_shipman (6:17:48 PM): hahaha
jeffery_simon_1 (6:17:55 PM): ftw was he saying
adam_shipman (6:17:59 PM): haha
adam_shipman (6:18:26 PM): I may have just stumbled upon another internet scandal! ftw
jeffery_simon_1 (6:18:39 PM): lol
adam_shipman (6:19:03 PM): Its like the great master Egg Shen always said... "You come out no more!"
jeffery_simon_1 (6:19:19 PM): lol what
adam_shipman (6:19:30 PM): Egg Shen!
jeffery_simon_1 (6:19:50 PM): mr eggble bin shenster
adam_shipman (6:20:03 PM): Eggleston McChucklesburrow
adam_shipman (6:20:29 PM): Egg Shen from Big Trouble in Little Chinarown
jeffery_simon_1 (6:20:31 PM): yes now i remember
jeffery_simon_1 (6:20:35 PM): oh
adam_shipman (6:20:39 PM): hah chinarown
jeffery_simon_1 (6:20:44 PM): hehe
jeffery_simon_1 (6:20:59 PM): chinamuwn
jeffery_simon_1 (6:21:23 PM): ha a round chinamun
jeffery_simon_1 (6:21:33 PM): one that bounces down hills
adam_shipman (6:21:57 PM): Hehe the bouncing round chinamun of Burglecuttings
adam_shipman (6:22:46 PM): Round! said in a conanish manner
jeffery_simon_1 (6:22:58 PM): here he comes with his unforseen tactful paring knife and leather overalls
jeffery_simon_1 (6:23:10 PM): haha
adam_shipman (6:23:13 PM): Hehe that was very tactful of him
jeffery_simon_1 (6:24:04 PM): i can see his up turned eyes and pleasureful grin on each revolution of his body down the hill.
adam_shipman (6:24:49 PM): While he shouts and babbles chinamun nonsense that only another round bouncing chinamun would, or could understand
jeffery_simon_1 (6:24:58 PM): hehe
adam_shipman (6:25:18 PM): very unforseen. we must be more tactful with the masterful approach
jeffery_simon_1 (6:25:54 PM): indeed a masters touch
adam_shipman (6:26:35 PM): Lol what was that retarded song about a man with a slow touch? Lol that ALWAYS makes me laugh
jeffery_simon_1 (6:26:42 PM): hahaha
jeffery_simon_1 (6:26:44 PM): yeah
jeffery_simon_1 (6:26:57 PM): easy something
jeffery_simon_1 (6:27:09 PM): the good old slow touch
jeffery_simon_1 (6:27:27 PM): heard a retarded song today
adam_shipman (6:27:39 PM): was it a merle haggard song? I wish my name was Merle
jeffery_simon_1 (6:27:42 PM): somekind of starcraft mix
adam_shipman (6:27:46 PM): ROFL!
adam_shipman (6:27:50 PM): a starcraft remix hah
jeffery_simon_1 (6:28:00 PM): yeah it was like zerg something or another,
jeffery_simon_1 (6:28:30 PM): there is this guy preaching about how the overlord is in control and "we do everything because you say" i was laughing
adam_shipman (6:28:40 PM): LOL
jeffery_simon_1 (6:29:30 PM): radio free zerg
jeffery_simon_1 (6:29:57 PM): "i control the groove" lol
adam_shipman (6:30:07 PM): Lol dude thats terrible
jeffery_simon_1 (6:30:24 PM): "the overmind has got the skills"
jeffery_simon_1 (6:30:28 PM): that is so stupid
adam_shipman (6:30:38 PM): Lol it was made by a rapping Chalco. Woohoo!!
adam_shipman (6:30:53 PM): hoohooh
jeffery_simon_1 (6:45:06 PM): lol its a cheat in the game, just realizing it can be activated in game
adam_shipman (6:45:17 PM): lol that audio song?
jeffery_simon_1 (6:45:20 PM): yeah
adam_shipman (6:45:24 PM): Sweet!
jeffery_simon_1 (6:45:29 PM): play zerg and type radio free zerg in game
adam_shipman (6:45:44 PM): Lol ok, cool
jeffery_simon_1 (6:45:49 PM): pretty lame
adam_shipman (6:46:16 PM): De-Lighted to, sir!
jeffery_simon_1 (6:47:06 PM): i think you need expan cd
adam_shipman (6:54:12 PM): did you ever like NIN back in the day Jeff?
jeffery_simon_1 (6:54:30 PM): partially
adam_shipman (6:54:42 PM): Pretty Hate Machine is a classic man. Great album
adam_shipman (6:55:02 PM): Did you like Overkill? Sanctuary? Trouble?
jeffery_simon_1 (6:55:10 PM): phon
adam_shipman (6:55:12 PM): k
jeffery_simon_1 (7:01:39 PM): k no never listend to them much
adam_shipman (7:02:01 PM): Really? I must be thinking of someone else lol
jeffery_simon_1 (7:02:02 PM): my brother had pretty hate machine, listend to it a bit
jeffery_simon_1 (7:02:05 PM): long time ago
adam_shipman (7:02:13 PM): which brother?
jeffery_simon_1 (7:02:20 PM): jonathon
jeffery_simon_1 (7:02:26 PM): skinny puppy
adam_shipman (7:02:34 PM): cool. Industrial eh?
jeffery_simon_1 (7:02:36 PM): shit like that
jeffery_simon_1 (7:02:58 PM): he is into a broad range of stuff, i think it was popular in its day
adam_shipman (7:03:14 PM): Thats cool man
jeffery_simon_1 (7:03:19 PM): he used to set up gigs for the college he went to
adam_shipman (7:03:31 PM): right on man
jeffery_simon_1 (7:03:43 PM): like the go between for bands and a school
jeffery_simon_1 (7:03:53 PM): something
jeffery_simon_1 (7:03:56 PM): like that
adam_shipman (7:04:00 PM): cool man
jeffery_simon_1 (7:04:11 PM): of course huron may have had an acapella deal once in a while
jeffery_simon_1 (7:04:16 PM): hehe
adam_shipman (7:04:17 PM): LOL
adam_shipman (7:04:26 PM): Indian Acapella
jeffery_simon_1 (7:04:48 PM): hehe
jeffery_simon_1 (7:05:09 PM): i hated those things
adam_shipman (7:05:25 PM): Lol The Huron Barbershop Quartet!
jeffery_simon_1 (7:05:35 PM): they are less controversial so that is why schools tend to get them
jeffery_simon_1 (7:05:52 PM): guessing
adam_shipman (7:06:02 PM): What? Indians or Negros dressed as indian gangsta rappers?
jeffery_simon_1 (7:06:09 PM): lol
jeffery_simon_1 (7:06:43 PM): they had a kick ass jazz band at westmar
adam_shipman (7:06:50 PM): Right on man
jeffery_simon_1 (7:06:57 PM): one of the top
jeffery_simon_1 (7:07:13 PM): course I do not want to hear jazz, or rap acapella turds either
adam_shipman (7:07:36 PM): Rapping Turds sing Acapella! More at Westmar!
jeffery_simon_1 (7:07:43 PM): hehe
jeffery_simon_1 (7:08:03 PM): just the word acapella makes me cringe and turn away
adam_shipman (7:08:13 PM): its a homo word man
jeffery_simon_1 (7:08:16 PM): imagine the people associated with it
adam_shipman (7:08:23 PM): Lol
jeffery_simon_1 (7:08:36 PM): "I sing with the James Boys Acapella Group"
adam_shipman (7:08:41 PM): Hahaha
jeffery_simon_1 (7:08:58 PM): i would disown my band mates
adam_shipman (7:09:18 PM): That and I shit in plastic bags and leave them in random places for people to find and be pleased with
jeffery_simon_1 (7:09:20 PM): it would be "The James Boys Acapella Group and the other guy"
adam_shipman (7:09:31 PM): Hah tyhe other guy
jeffery_simon_1 (7:10:06 PM): do you shit in bank money bags and zip them up and drop them on the corner and film people picking it up and opening it?
adam_shipman (7:10:12 PM): Hahahaha
adam_shipman (7:10:16 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHA
jeffery_simon_1 (7:10:25 PM): tiz a good idea
adam_shipman (7:10:36 PM): Oh dude, a very fuckin good idea!
jeffery_simon_1 (7:11:29 PM): you have to put some fake monopoly money on top so they sift through it think it is a joke, then viola shit on their hands! hahaha
adam_shipman (7:12:01 PM): Lol, if I opened a bank money bag, smelled shit and saw monopoly money, I sure as HELL would not dig deeper
jeffery_simon_1 (7:12:10 PM): hehe
jeffery_simon_1 (7:12:22 PM): yeah but who would smell for shit
jeffery_simon_1 (7:12:32 PM): they would pop it open, laugh and dig through with their hand
adam_shipman (7:12:44 PM): Dude! How could you NOT smell a freshly laid loaf in an enclosed bag?
jeffery_simon_1 (7:12:49 PM): hehe
jeffery_simon_1 (7:12:57 PM): do it on a windy day
jeffery_simon_1 (7:13:15 PM): still would be funny as hell
adam_shipman (7:13:42 PM): Man, no way. Have you ever shit inh anything before? It fuckin STINKS. The only reason it doesnt smell as bad when you shit in the bathroom is cause it gets covered by water
jeffery_simon_1 (7:13:54 PM): lol
jeffery_simon_1 (7:14:15 PM): i courtesy flush, i forget how bad a fresh one smells, but it would not be that fresh
adam_shipman (7:14:30 PM): courtesy flush! How very tactful of you
jeffery_simon_1 (7:14:33 PM): it has had plenty of time to air out
jeffery_simon_1 (7:15:00 PM): i fucking hate uncourtuous flushers
jeffery_simon_1 (7:15:17 PM): freaking bathroom bombers
adam_shipman (7:16:20 PM): Lol. A step above when you leave the log lay
adam_shipman (7:16:27 PM): stealth out
jeffery_simon_1 (7:17:44 PM): hehe
adam_shipman (7:17:46 PM): LOL lay a massive log of wretchedness then shove a bunch of toilet paper and newspaper around in the toilet and try to flush. It gets all mashed up and soggy with shit water and human turd. Then it backs up and flushes all over, very pleasant times indeed
jeffery_simon_1 (7:18:02 PM): lol
jeffery_simon_1 (7:18:02 PM): yes
jeffery_simon_1 (7:20:22 PM): thats fucking gross dude
adam_shipman (7:20:33 PM): hahaha
jeffery_simon_1 (7:21:42 PM): imagine those people drinking and bathing in "used" water
adam_shipman (7:21:44 PM): but thats a party waiting to happen man! Invite a couple girls over to show off the poopy floor room
jeffery_simon_1 (7:21:52 PM): lol
adam_shipman (7:22:09 PM): Fuckin DISGUSTING man, I cant imagine that. Filthy
adam_shipman (7:22:19 PM): bathing in it. Hmmmmm
jeffery_simon_1 (7:22:33 PM): i would fucking be blitzed
adam_shipman (7:22:55 PM): I didnt know you played football
jeffery_simon_1 (7:22:56 PM): "ill have my water over the logs please"
adam_shipman (7:23:11 PM): Hahaha! I'll have a tinkle water over the logs please
jeffery_simon_1 (7:23:25 PM): blitz is a german term for a style of war
jeffery_simon_1 (7:23:30 PM): something like that
adam_shipman (7:23:35 PM): Blitzkreig is
jeffery_simon_1 (7:23:38 PM): yes
jeffery_simon_1 (7:23:42 PM): its short for that
adam_shipman (7:23:56 PM): no, its short for Blitzatonlious
adam_shipman (7:24:13 PM): he was a brother of Steve Wonder
jeffery_simon_1 (7:24:17 PM): did he create the internet
jeffery_simon_1 (7:24:27 PM): good old sw
adam_shipman (7:24:28 PM): Nope, bulbous Magillicutty did
jeffery_simon_1 (7:24:38 PM): what about cp
adam_shipman (7:24:41 PM): Hahaha
adam_shipman (7:24:44 PM): HAHAH
adam_shipman (7:24:49 PM): CP
adam_shipman (7:25:05 PM): yo CP, whats shakin bra?
jeffery_simon_1 (7:25:16 PM): did he create cell phone technolgies
jeffery_simon_1 (7:25:40 PM): or is he just a enigma waiting to happen
jeffery_simon_1 (7:25:52 PM): an enigma
adam_shipman (7:25:59 PM): No, he always carried a massive grey cell phone that was 1.5' long by 1' foot wide and 1' deep
jeffery_simon_1 (7:26:12 PM): lol since the dawn of time
adam_shipman (7:26:19 PM): Yes, thus the name CP
adam_shipman (7:26:37 PM): CP is truly an enigma. You must learn its riddle conan
adam_shipman (7:26:58 PM): Crommmm!
jeffery_simon_1 (7:26:59 PM): it also doubles as central processor, he is a learning computer
adam_shipman (7:27:17 PM): My CPU is a nueralnet processor. Its a learning computer
jeffery_simon_1 (7:27:28 PM): lol
jeffery_simon_1 (7:27:55 PM): neewrrhrawll net procesor
adam_shipman (7:28:26 PM): Its a llleeeearrnning (like wisdom is only for the "leeeaarrnnned") computer
jeffery_simon_1 (7:28:32 PM): lol
jeffery_simon_1 (7:28:58 PM): whatever you do do not buy mexican totinos small pizzas, they are fucking awful
jeffery_simon_1 (7:29:07 PM): yuck
adam_shipman (7:29:09 PM): Hahah!
adam_shipman (7:29:38 PM): Did I ever send you the Machoman Randy Savage rap titled "Be a Man"?
jeffery_simon_1 (7:30:18 PM): yeah
adam_shipman (7:30:26 PM): Be a man hogan!
adam_shipman (7:30:33 PM): Could you send it to me?
jeffery_simon_1 (7:30:44 PM): let me check
jeffery_simon_1 (7:32:11 PM): k
adam_shipman (7:32:25 PM):