i got 99 problems

[minxnim]

but a job aint one

i called out sick today. fuck em.

 

[FalseTodd]

me too!

 

[minxnim]

Too bad you're not in nyc we could get tea

 

[TheNewChupe]

i wanted to call in sick but taking mon/tue off so my motives would be transparent. plus i called in sick last week.

have a frabjous day, sickies!

 

[lizard]

I'm here defending you all sick people against terror but I've only got three work days next week, so nyah.

 

[FalseTodd]

man i can't help feeling guilty even though it has been months since i've called in sick wtf

 

[TheNewChupe]

someone should market a Guilt Absolver Solvent that you can spray on yourself and alleviate any feelings of shame

 

[mindspell]

I really should take more sick days... I am allowed to one a month...

 

[avi]

I don't even remember the last time I called in sick. I don't know if that's good or bad.

fwiw, I was out the past two days and of course everything went to shit and got fucked up. That's good and bad, too.

 

[minxnim]

I feel bad and i already gave two weeks notice!

 

[FrostGiant]

I called in sick 2 days last week and 2 days this week. I was really very sick though.

 

[Josh Seipp]

1 day last week! wait I mean this week

what the fuck day is it

is it still march

 

[minxnim]

It's still march =/

 

[deadair]

this thread should have been closed after the amazing first post.

 

[NAD]

I didn't come in last Friday, and today I sauntered in after noon. I was quickly accosted by the office manager:

"Do you want to switch your medical coverage from an HMO to a PPO? It'll cost more but it's better coverage."

I said no.

 

[minxnim]

Baliset: i got 99 problems and a bitch is like 50 of them
evilpaws718: hahahhahaha

 

[TheNewChupe]

even freddy is on AIM in the daytime. i'm so outta da lupe.

 

[minxnim]

this guy's got 99 problems but a kidney aint one
http://www.cnn.com/2005/HEALTH/conditions/03/18/organ.gift.ap/index.html

 

[goatschool]

minx + falsetodd @ tea =

 

[Astral Poetry]

girls suck...except you minx...and goatschool