the "oh great..." thread

[minxnim]

i've already told my boss that if he ever touches me, i'm taking him down with one punch. i've already said 'lee, get away from me' a few times. he just turns red and does it too. because he knows he's being a fucking perv.

 

[xfer]

there was a blind kid here at BC when i was an undergrad who used to accidentally run into and grope women and chalk it up to his blindness. i knew like six girls who had been so fondled.

 

[minxnim]

i'm an equal opportunity crotch knee'er.

 

[Nut Butter]

Wouldn't it be funny if you were chillin' in the East Village one day and saw Mr. Retardo being all hip and yoyoyo with his buddies, acting totally not retarded? He would then doubly deserve the "Knee of Vindication".

 

[minxnim]

dude i'd curb his face if he was faking his retardedness.

 

[xfer]

 

[minxnim]

man it'd be like the end chase in a benny hill show.