i got a catalog from this place yesterday

[minxnim]

delivered to my apartment.
it has CAPES and wiccan chalices in it. i seriously think one of you fuckers signed me up!

http://www.isisbooks.com/

 

[xfer]

HEE HEE HEE

wait 'til the Mormons get there!

 

[Danolich]

I totally need to show up to work in a cape.

 

[avi]

you say that like it's a bad thing

 

[lizard]

I totally need to show up to work in a cape.

then you need this:



I keep getting the InternationalMale catalogue even though I'm completely incapable of wearing stuff like this, I think my coworker signed me up because you can put someone on their mailing list on line!

 

[xfer]

that's from a gay porn site called "countjackula.com"

 

[lizard]

another good one: sign your friends up for free samples of astroglide "personal lubricant"!
http://www.astroglide.com/SampleRequest.asp

 

[IanDork107]

I get catalogues from Tiffany's.

 

[xfer]

i would like some free astroglide.

 

[lizard]

apparently they have a new tasty version!!!

 

[xfer]

i have some mango lube in my bag right now!

 

[Josh Seipp]

ohhh HMM that's weird

 

[xfer]

er i mean it's mango-FLAVORED lube, not lube FOR mangos!

 

[TheNewChupe]

mango love.

the cape thing reminds me of one of those old space ghost blurbs where andy the guy who does the brak voice is in a masked space ghost outfit with a cape chasing a goat in a barnyard.

 

[minxnim]

another good one: sign your friends up for free samples of astroglide "personal lubricant"!
http://www.astroglide.com/SampleRequest.asp

there's like a 200 count case of this crap under my desk.

 

[xfer]

all the lube and half the condoms i have are from AIDS Action in Boston or from prostitute-outreach places in New York City. having friends who work in AIDS services means lots of free shit like that!

 

[minxnim]

we have these things called 'pussy packs' which are dental dams, lube, and chocolate flavored body sauce wrapped in a cardboard case with a cat on it. the bitches love those.
i love when the 'pussy pack party' fliers go up.