i got molested on the 5 train at bowling green on saturday

[minxnim]

like, on this crowded train (the 2/3 was running all messed up and the train was stuck between stations for like 15 minutes) and i could see this guy staring at me and i was trying to play it off... and then he started standing behind me breathing ON MY NECK.... next thing i know this big old russian looking guy totally felt me up and kissed me on the mouth and was holding me against the wall but then people starting hitting him and i ran off the train. he got arrested. i feel like crap now.

 

[FuSoYa]

Was he a good kisser?

 

[minxnim]

p.s. i hit him in the mouth and cut my finger but wish i had broken his face into pieces.

 

[minxnim]

no.... he was a sex offender.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

x

 

[FuSoYa]

Unfortunately he probably got really turned on by the fact you hit him in the mouth.

 

[azal]

why do these kinds of things never happen to me?

 

[minxnim]

this makes me want to move to my dad's house and live in the basement and get fat and ugly and just stay there and never go out.

 

[minxnim]

azal,

 

[azal]

kiddin though


but my internet personalty says no to sympathy...you know.

 

[minxnim]

i know. i wouldnt have posted about it if i couldnt handle it. it doesnt mean i won't cold cock you in the face someday. no biggie smalls


anyway, i am waiting for the DA to call me. i hope he gets punked in jail. in the butt area.

 

[avi]

move to the country! we'll start a commune!

 

[lizard]

Azal, haven't your people been done over enough by rough russians?

sorry about your experience, prepster. the russian population here in columbus is exploding. I hope there are no russians here on this board because I must say I have never met a ruder group of people.

 

[azal]

no, Serbia and Russia have always been the greatest of allies because of their common religion so I think that was a bad historical reference.

Turks, ok..Russians no, not really.

 

[azal]

OFFICIAL XFER TROLL POST


x

 

[lizard]

okay, now I remember, the Russians kicked up a fuss back during the Balkans hullaballoo because you Serbs are cousins...my bad...geez, I hate that expression.

 

[xfer]

Ay-ya-to-lah's in I-ran
Rus-sians in Prep-ghan-i-stan

 

[goatschool]

i wish i was on that train. i would have fucking stabbed him.

 

[minxnim]

see, if he wasn't pushing me against the wall he would have had a nail file in his neck

 

[xfer]

also, my ancestors are, i think, byelorussian rather than russian, so i disavow any connexion to this vicious pervert.