I had a nightmare! The main role was played by LEE!!

That's already the second time I see a very strange dream where Lee plays the major role. The first one was even before I met him. I was dreaming that we (me and Omin) met him in a tiny Russian village somewhere in the middle of the continent. We were waiting for him near a tiny bus stop, and then I went down some ravine to check whether Lee had already come by train. When I came back to the bus stop I faced three guys: Ivan Bragin, Omin, and some weird person in the middle. They were slowly walking up the hill where that bus stop was and Ivan and Omin basically were pulling that weird guy as he was completely drunk. Well, I say completely drunk but he was not unconscious! He just wasn't able to speak but looked frowningly at everyone from behind his looking glasses. I was really surprised by the fact that Lee is wearing glasses. That guy in the dream looked more like a professor than like a metal head. (Afterwards I discovered that Lee looks like a professor indeed!) :)

Anyway, I woke up because my neighbour was knocking on my door to ask whether I am okay or not.

I almost forgot this dream but the next one nearly made my mind broken.
Last night, I was dreaming that Lee is coming to our town again. Coming like a well-known politician and not like a label manager any more. We (me, Omin, and my mother and father) were a bit shocked and decided that it would be stupid if he spent a night in our apartment. So we rented a separate apartment for Mr.Lee. And then it was fucking dark and raining cats and dogs. With a blast of curse Lee exited the bus which arrived from Moscow. (It was an English language dream).
Then Lee, who was angry as Cerberus, nearly furious, walked towards that rented flat like he already knew where it was! We were really upset that Lee was angry and could hardly walk after him. The rain was awful, it was really dark, we were like half blind ones...
Then I had a black-out...
But it was clear that Lee went to his bed after a cup of coffee...
To be continued...
 
I won't forget this dream for another 10 years, so I continue.

Feeling miserable after Lee's blast of anger, me and Omin started to think how to make his mood better. I don't know how we came to this stupid thought but we decided to get into Lee's flat to bring in some candies and stuff. (Christ, why did you send me this brain fart?!) It appeared to be that Lee was already sleeping in one room with his girlfriend, (I'm not sure that was Julie though). We entered his kitchen but then something went terribly wrong and we didn't put those candies on the table. Instead we stole a can of condensed milk, a can of tinned stew, and Lee's mobile (a huge black leathern box looking more like a portable radio transmitter). My goodness, Omin dropped a bottle of beer on the floor, and Lee woke up. "I heard that you ass holes!" - he roared from behind the wall. "Just let me put on my dressing gown!"
Holy shit, we rushed away via the balcony. And it was fucking dark and rainy. It was 7th floor but somehow it wasn't really high.
Right after I jumped off the balcony, my feet became a couple of 500 kg billets. I looked down and spotted two huge ancient irons (I saw them in one village) made of cast iron.
Away!! Away!! Run!!! - my heart was jumping in my breast. I hardly could breathe. So, welcome to the nightmare! "I saw you, bastards! I fucking really did!" - Lee was a thunder. Stewing in my own gravy I dragged my iron feet behind bushes, but Lee was already near. In a second I saw Omin rushing away like an arrow. And it was fucking dark and rainy. Some stupid fog was in the air. Suddenly, I spotted Lee walking and looking around. He was like 50 meters away from the bush I was sitting behind when he made a turn and walked right towards the bloody bushes like he discovered some motion inside of them. My God I was scared!!! He was following me with my iron feet for about 2 hours without really seeing me. He was like sensing my location! But I escaped via some back-door of a house and suddenly appeared in my university. It was a sunny day, very warm. I knocked on the door of my supervisor and...it was Lee!! He waved me and said - "Great to see ya! How's new album going? It would be nice to release it this year, coz it's already 2008!"
2008??????? I was scared again to death. Where is my wife then???? Where are my friends????? What the fuck is going on????? And then something fell on my head and I woke up... my phone was beeping because of a new sms - it was from Lee.
Cheers.
 
My dreams are demented... Last one I remember I had to snipe a little girl who was shooting at me while I was coming home from school. I didnt kill her so I then made sure she got better than I think a building fell on me or something... The odd thing was the begening part with the sniping was seemed to be so real. It was like when I shot her it actually happened. Sometimes dreams are just odd, they seem so real, and for that moment they are, so what is this moment?
 
Ok, fine.

A while ago I had a dream that I was on a team with a few of my close friends and other people to go into some Prison like complex that is between two cliffs. I recognized my best friend Alexey, my ex girlfriend Carly, her ex boyfriend, Andrew, my other friend Blake, Cyrus, and Tom. Anyway, during our trip there me and Carly were getting physically romantic again, over and over and over again. Thinking to myself that we are probably near a relationship thing again, I ask her about it, she denies me. This causes me to completely leave, I leave out of grief and dissapear.
I come back three weeks later to find the team still outside 'besieging" the prison, trying to figure out how to go in and kill the people and rescue the victims. I walk by them not even giving them a glance, go inside, and the rest of the dream is just me slaughtering random people, went as far as slaughtering the prisoners. BUt I did it with so much agility not like a ninja persay but with a lot of agility, and sneaking around, to one guy i stabbed into the side and twisted the dagger and ask him how it felt, then gave him a lesson on how he and everyone else in the world is wrong, and killed him. Then came out and killed my friends, and as I was about to stab carly she gave me this look and I didnt. and walked away. I then Woke up.

Yeah...I got issues. (hugging his own new avatar)