i had this dream last night that was doing gymnastics

[minxnim]

and i woke up this morning with a sharp pain in my butt muscle like i used to get when i did gymnastics.

So here are the options, either I actually did gymnastics and pulled this muscle in my sleep during the dream, or I psychically injured this muscle with my mind during my sleep… OR a person/thing snuck into my house and punched me in the butt either aware/not aware that I was having a butt injury potential-gymnastics related dream?

(this is not a poll on purpose so f u)

 

[minxnim]

translation: NIX GOATSCHOOL, DID YOU PUNCH ME IN THE BUTT LAST NIGHT?

 

[lizard]

hmmmm. maybe you were clenching your muscles and strained one in your gymnastics.

 

[minxnim]

that sounds gross

 

[Helm]

I'm sorry, it was supposed to be a playful bop.

 

[goatschool]

just trying to make your tail grow, faster, you monkey!

 

[deadair]

just trying to make your tail grow, faster, you monkey!

i was not expecting this post, but was happy when i saw it.

 

[minxnim]

my butt hurts

 

[0sm0se]

(pulls pimp hat low eyes and cocks it off to side) You know, I could make it hurt so good. (Smile displaying diamonds in teeth)

 

[minxnim]

hahaha

 

[Baliset]

loosely translated, osmose is really saying "i got somethin brand new for dat ass"

 

[minxnim]

you're all crazy and my butt muscle still hurts

 

[TheNewChupe]

the monkey comment seems the most plausible here

 

[minxnim]

nix really does sometimes just torment me even if it's just in a spectral way, i'm sure he means well though.