i hate being out of shaving cream

[Baliset]

now i have like five days worth of unkempt facial hair.

me = grizzled

 

[lizard]

I hate shaving, that's why I grow my beard year round.

 

[avi]

me too lizard. it's been probably like 5 years since I was clean shaven.

 

[lizard]

plus I had some scar tissue on the bottom of my chin and it was almost impossible to shave without hacking it open, I got sick of going to work with toilet paper on my face. It made me look like I'd been bobbing for turds or something.

 

[xfer]

this thread is anathema to me.

 

[avi]

you shut up weirdo

 

[xfer]

YOU shut up, beardo.

 

[azal]

 

[xfer]

except i'm not being told what to do by a man carrying a NAMBLA membership card.

 

[azal]

I've never seen the movie, but with the mention of NAMBLA, I may have to rent it now.

 

[lizard]

 

[lizard]

good prank: do up a fake nambla business card and slide it into your coworker's briefcase's luggage tag holder.

 

[azal]

drop it in the money tray at church. that's cool too.

 

[lizard]

find one of those japanese porn bukkaki (sp) vids and put it in your friend's startup directory.