I have AA-sized batteries in my nostrils.

[Erik]

They're cheap, orange Tesco brand ones. Now if anyone wants to borrow them I'll just say "sure, but know that they have been in my nose" and I'll get to keep my batteries for myself.

 

[Caelum Adustum]

You make the best threads.

 

[HarmonyDies....]

UZZZZ ARE CUTEZ!^_^

seriously though, I like my pen when people wanna borrow it, so they'll change their mind and I won't risk losing my pen.

 

[NAD]

I would post Japanese Noseplay pictures, but they make me ill.

 

[Captain Beard]

You should see the Morbid Angel forums, they do this shit all the time.

 

[Black Winter Day]

This week rules: saw The Melvins in concert Mon. night, got to meet Chuck Palahniuk today and get the new Stephen King book. Winner.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

i'd still take your batteries

 

[Hell Mike]

Same here if I needed them, BUT I HAVE MY OWN!!1

 

[mousewings]

I'd still take them too. For me, I sometimes put money in my bra. No one wants to take it afterwards, except if they're guys. Rats.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

take pictures of said batteries... preferably while they're still in your nostrils.

 

[NAD]

@mousewings, no I'm not lost, I know exactly where that is on your mapvatar. In fact I could've been a roving dot on that map just a few weeks ago.

 

[Henrik Main]

This should be a regular column: "Erik inserts various objects into his body openings"

 

[Henrik Main]

Pyttipanna \m/

 

[mousewings]

This should be a regular column: "Erik inserts various objects into his body openings"

That sounds like a pr0no spam.

@One Inch Man: I know where it is too... but aren't we all metaphorically lost in this vast life...?
<--- just finished reading Swallows of Kabul and is inspired...

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I want to be Rob Darken when I grow up.