i have powers...

[Will Bozarth]

[5:42pm] <NvrSchl> kinda creepy....
[5:42pm] <NvrSchl> in History, last week, we were watching a video about the cold war
[5:42pm] <NvrSchl> Reagan came on and i was like "why isnt he dead yet, he's pretty old"
[5:42pm] <NvrSchl> then 2 days later, BAM
[5:42pm] <NvrSchl> then on TV, i saw the Pepsi commercial
[5:42pm] <Phasom> ...
[5:42pm] <Phasom> you killed Reagan
[5:42pm] <NvrSchl> "why isnt he dead yet?"
[5:42pm] <NvrSchl> and BAM
[5:42pm] <NvrSchl> haha
[5:42pm] <Phasom> ....
[5:43pm] <Phasom> YOU KILLED RAY CHARLES!!!!!!
[5:43pm] <NvrSchl> hahahaah
[5:43pm] <Phasom> OMG!
[5:43pm] <Phasom> YOU MONSTER!!
[5:43pm] <NvrSchl> fawwwr
[5:43pm] <Phasom> hahaha
[5:43pm] <Phasom> never say "why isn't he dead yet?" again
[5:43pm] <Phasom> never
[5:43pm] <NvrSchl> hahahaha
[5:44pm] <Phasom> you have found a power
[5:44pm] <NvrSchl> hey...
[5:44pm] <Phasom> don't abuse it
[5:44pm] <NvrSchl> why isn't Jeremy dead yet?
[5:44pm] <NvrSchl> O_O
[5:44pm] <NvrSchl> 7 days.... O_O
[5:44pm] <Phasom>

 

[PlatypusJesus]

<Phasom> shit
<Phasom> well, I'm fucked
<NvrSchl> haha
<Phasom> try this: why hasn't Jeremy gotten laid yet?
<NvrSchl> Why hasn't Jeremy laid an egg yet?
<Phasom> come on, you cause my death, you might as well give me something
<Phasom> ...damn you
<NvrSchl>
<Phasom> if I wasn't about to die
<Phasom> I'd kill you
<NvrSchl> haha

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

please say
"Why isn't James Hetfield dead yet?"

 

[Will Bozarth]

Why aren't the members of Metallica, Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, Korn, Good Charlotte, Sum 41, Slipknot, and Mudvayne dead yet?

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

thank you

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

should change it form why aren't they dead yet to why do those assholes get so much ass
fuckers

 

[PlatypusJesus]

I don't want to die on the same die as all of them.