I have the perfect 2nd guitarist for Nevermore

[MetalSteph]

1) He never makes a mistake. He's flawless


2) He's totally sober.


3) He'll work for nothing.


4) He won't ask for publishing or writing credits.


5) He gets along with everyone.













































His name is DAT

 

[Captain Beard]

*Price is right failure horns play*

And here I was think you were asking them to hire Hitler's corpse.

 

[Shpongled]

Man I almost kicked the slates outta my crib when I first heard that one!

 

[wickedsensation]

HAhahahahahahahahahalololololulululululululTEOL!

 

[Liverslapper]

 

[El Stormo]

2) He's totally sober.

Nah he isn't. He just hides the drunkenness really really well.

 

[The_Children_of_Decadence]

But he doesn't looks like a metal or neverhead. Or does not matter?!

 

[azal]

I was certain she was going to say Jorge DeSaint of Tuff.

 

[ms. anthrope]

BWAHAHAHA!!!

 

[ms. anthrope]

you forgot:

6) in PERFECT health

one bad thing... NO HAIR.

 

[Iris]

2nd bad thing... NO SENSE.

 

[neal]

3rd bad thing... cant score drugs! isnt that usually the new guy's job?

 

[ms. anthrope]

 

[Phoenix5]

What about women?

 

[neal]

What about women?

they have a vaginer

 

[Will Bozarth]

one bad thing... NO HAIR.

Isn't half of the band nearing that anyway? lolz

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Isn't half of the band nearing that anyway? lolz

Damn...I don't want Nevermore to end up bunch of short hairs like Borknagar.

WD tell your hair to stay put.

 

[Shmu]

But he doesn't looks like a metal or neverhead. Or does not matter?!

Sure it looks metal , then again its 90% metal and 10% plastic

 

[Dead Winter]

Not that the length of your hair matters, but I kinda dig a band who looks completely un-metal and goes on stage and fucking slays everyone.

It makes everyone else look like posers.

 

[neal]

you're just saying that to make yourself feel better, shorthair!