i have to like, sit down with my boss today and 'talk'

[minxnim]

because like, i'm not doing so hot and i may need time off and stuff (like a month maybe in june) and whatever. i already consulted a lawyer (my friend bo!) but like, this is gonna suck.

 

[minxnim]

'hi boss, remember all those 'you're crazy'! jokes? well....'

 

[goatschool]

suck, as in, the boss might take it badly, or suck that you have to do it in the first place -- or both?

 

[minxnim]

both. it also sucks that like, they may somehow replace me or find a way to fire me or something. who knows. my uncle swears he'll get admitted to the NY bar just for the sake of suing them. he said he'd come to my HR meeting with me if i wanted.

 

[xfer]

you should hint that you might shoot the place up if you get fired, like "but if i get fired how will i make the payments on my mini-UZI?" and "i'm sure you guys will do a BANG-UP job while i'm gone!". win by fear if you can't win by love.

 

[minxnim]

it was an option. actually my dad was like 'what? if they fire you i'll fucking kill those assholes'. i am going from the legal standpoint that i am protected by the ADA and that like, if i am inoccuously fired (i work in the legal department, i know this!) i will sue and they will have to pay out the gay butt for it.

 

[xfer]

preppy honestly if you actually go through with violence let me know first and i'll help you plan it. nothing is more frustrating than seeing these ridiculous smallpotato office shootings that are like ONE DEAD FOUR INJURED.

 

[azal]

remember to call me too guys.

I'm local and would like to punch people I don't know, while they aren't looking.

THNX.

 

[minxnim]

i have been using guns since i was about 5. if i go on a killing spree, i am taking every shit face in that office out with me. right in the fucking kneecaps and foreheads.
i could shoot the middle finger off a parkinson's patient from three blocks away. trust me.

 

[minxnim]

actually, if they lay me off it may be nice to at least go in with a few henchmen to rough up the place a little...

 

[azal]

that's what I'm saying, all I want is to pistol whip a few blacks, is that so bad?

 

[minxnim]

will puerto ricans do?

 

[azal]

completely acceptable.

call me.

 

[minxnim]

will do. thx.

 

[chupe666]

threadz like this one are one reason THIS BOARD SHALL NOT FALL to the Antennae.

 

[xfer]

"Preppo"

 

[minxnim]

guys, i just met with my boss early. it went so well i went into the bathroom and almost threw up FROM RELIEF. i'm serious. you have no idea., she basically said i can take as much time off as i want and she'll put it in writing that i won't get fired, replaced, laid off, or lose pay.
today is a day that will one day be celebrated by the psychologically fucked.

 

[xfer]

june is going to be a posting golden age.

 

[minxnim]

hahaha. i'm actually thinking maybe i can make preparations as early as being able to take may off. since i have to be out of town then in providence for stuff anyway.

 

[deadair]

also keep in mind i'm mobbed up