i hear someone likes my boobs

did i try to give you my cherry stout too? i can't quite remember...but i knew i wanted it gone far away from me. and then the next thing i know is jerry's chugging it saying it's like maple syrup :lol:
 
sweet jesus christ you are amazing, and i am not ashamed to say it. i will never be as lucky as derick, and i am forever banished to a life alone.

you couldnt possibly understand my anguish.

i'd rather overdose myself and die

Damn fam, was this solely on account of being single? Hate to imagine a cool cat like yourself living a life of misery.
 
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LOL holy shit that's awful. I was pretty insane as a teenager and didn't really get my shit together until the age of 21-22. I've been with the same woman for almost 13 years (married for 3). I know there's loads of cringey posts from back then and i figured that they'd pop up one of these days.
 
sweet jesus christ you are amazing, and i am not ashamed to say it. i will never be as lucky as derick, and i am forever banished to a life alone.

This is so horribly embarrassing, but I would like to express that those really are exquisite breasts. No disrespect intended. I met Derick a couple of years ago in NYC and I'm glad I didn't remember this post because I wouldn't have been able to look him in the eye.

Yes, I realize that you two haven't been together for a while. It's still cringey.
 
This is so horribly embarrassing, but I would like to express that those really are exquisite breasts. No disrespect intended. I met Derick a couple of years ago in NYC and I'm glad I didn't remember this post because I wouldn't have been able to look him in the eye.

Yes, I realize that you two haven't been together for a while. It's still cringey.
and this is the kinda crazyness that happenes when someone re-animates a thread from more than a decade ago