i just don't get wiccans at all. seriously. what the hell?

[xfer]

if i were a hot girl, i might go wiccan. think about it: you would be their QUEEN. like the one black swedish rapper.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

Wiccan Oklahomans at a Mensa meeting. Not a joke.

 

[minxnim]

xfer is right.
but you know, they'd overfeed her and eventually she'd fall prey to the god of the uglies.

 

[xfer]

also, i bet she would turn busted the second she joined hands in her first sacred circle. lameness always somehow makes girls look crappier.

 

[minxnim]

those people are mensas? christ.

 

[The Dope]

Originally posted by VangelicSurgeon

Wiccan Oklahomans at a Mensa meeting. Not a joke.

They look like pure fucking retards. I like the pictures on the wall in the background. They add to the lame-ass retardedness of the picture.

 

[goatschool]

what the fuck goes on at a MENSA meeting?

 

[avi]

Originally posted by goatschool
what the fuck goes on at a MENSA meeting?

if it involves the beauties in that picture, I don't wanna know

 

[The Dope]

Apparently ugly people who don't wash their hair sit around and try to look retarded I guess.

 

[goatschool]

okay well, ugly people backlash. this is where a wiccan thread gets you.

i'd hang with that group. you know they are bored as shit and ready to pour sugar into the gas tanks of state-owned heavy machinery...

i prefer to think the one woman is experiencing an epiphany, of sorts...

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

Mensa is a club for people with IQs over like 130 or something. I think those Wiccans are actually giving a presentation to the Oklahoman smarties.

 

[goatschool]

i... i know what... mensa... is

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

that was NOT for you nickolai. sheesh.

 

[tar]

once i got in a LOT of trouble for requesting Wiccans "get a real religion" in my school humor newspaper. well not a lot. but i was instructed that this was insensitive. i still feel pretty bad about it if i actually h urt someone's feelings. today is the wishy-washiest day of my life.

 

[xfer]

once i got screamed at by wiccans after a discussion in which we were like "judaism is the oldest religion--" and they were like THAT IS SO NOT TRUE and we were like "ok, right, the oldest LEGITIMATE religion" (which is also not true--I think Zoroastrism is cool--but it got them pissy).

anyway, I think even Scientology is older than wicca, isn't it?

 

[minxnim]

anything that the wiccan religion could have possibly been derived from in the long past is so raped by these interpretations of the 'dramatic cape people' that it's god is probably up there putting 'die you fucking losers' spells on them all right now.

 

[tar]

preppy your second post on this thread was the one of the best posts i've read

 

[minxnim]

thank you! <3

 

[tar]

ummm this is an important thread

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

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