I just found the scariest dude alive

[Aexalven]

Since im not celebrating new year I will dive into the old posts of his FB. I might not come back alive, but i can't wait to find out about "Timothy: Origins".

 

[Adam Stryker]

Suddenly my life doesn't suck now.

 

[Tumn]

Aexalven alive?

 

[Aexalven]

Alive, but i probably have prostate cancer now. Sadly, my browser crashes before I can dig to the really old stuff, anyway to browse previous facebook entries without destroying your mouse scroll?

 

[griev0r]

I haven't gotten back to the beginning but my friend who I showed the page went all the way back, said he's been saying the same exact things about carol for 3 years.

#whereiscarol

 

[isolation_years]

once this hits a hundred pages or so we should send it to him

but first, our priority must be to find carol

 

[griev0r]

*ALERT ALERT*


HE HAS A YOUTUBE PAGE.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVFvgo6F5HKQ28tIf0HdTBw/videos

What the hell do any of these fucking things mean? Deeper into the rabbit hole... still no sign of carol though.

 

[(The bass player)]

CAROL!!!

 

[Aexalven]

Youtube channel? Now im fucking afraid to open it.

So, basicly more tributes to porn sluts, cartoons and carol gibberish. Damn I want to find the woman.

 

[Aexalven]

Today Timothy failed to deliver something spectacular, so its all I got. Love you carol and fb angels

 

[isolation_years]

this is the best, these videos

my highlight:
dog barking

truly the finest cinema

 

[Adam Stryker]

What if the scariest dude alive is the OP?

 

[Aexalven]

Im a good guy, you dont have to be afraid of me

Well, unless you start with racism and equalism shit, then imma go full super sayan ssj5 (am i getting this right? Its been over 15 years since i saw DB i guess)

 

[Aexalven]

God will only help Cyrus and Bieber ((



GOD, WHY DIDNT YOU HELP DIO, YOU BASTARD. Well, your son is bastard BUT YOU ARE NO BETTER

 

[DarkGift]

what is this i don't even

 

[Belac]

The Polish word for hours is godz? Does the word Godzilla become Hours-illa?

This is too much wat.

 

[Aexalven]

"godz." is just short version, its "godzina" so even better :3

 

[Belac]

Godzina-illa-moth-er-aahh!!!!!!

 

[Aexalven]

TIm is losing it

 

[Aexalven]

BREAKING NEWS

Tim just went full satanic again

Live from Timothy Wells