I just found the scariest dude alive

"never had a real friend . all my life . except the wife use to be. she ran off . hurts bad ."

So his wife ran away from him. Well, good fucking decision.


"3 years with no sex ..... im a saint"
amateur.
 
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Remember kids, I mean, fathers. Never give your children scorpions.

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he's there
 
:lol: I visit his profile every once in a while to get some laughs. It ebbs and flows between insanity and Jesus.

About a month ago I went through some of the history of his posts and saw a few that explained his situation. Last night, I decided to follow up on it to get a fuller story. Here's some of what I've got:



When he first made his profile, it seems he was still with Carol, but his posts are ambiguous. This post is pretty close to when he first made his profile. It's not really clear who the boy is at this point.



A couple of months later, he reveals who the ex-cop/boy is: apparently Carol's son.



So it was Tim's dad that was behind it all? This isn't really clear.



Well, it seems that Carol's ex-cop son really was the one behind it.



The previous post about Tim's father, I suppose, had to do with animosity between the two. At this point he's homeless and has a broken keyboard. I tried digging more to get clearer answers, but it was to no avail.

I learned that Tim is a singer. He had quite a few posts about his "natural talent." He also talked quite a lot about his love for writing poetry. There are so many gems; here's one I picked out:

 
Damn man, how did you manage to dig so deep. Today I was scrolling for like 10 minutes and i only got to 13th August.

His english gives me cancer but finally we can see some origins of Tim. To be honest, reading it seems like reading some cryptic notes in video game. I wish they made Penumbra III: Timothy and the Wells' Mystery
 
this dissection was much needed thank you!

man i loved this thread so much and somehow forgot it existed

shout out to aex for the best thread in years :lol:
 
Damn man, how did you manage to dig so deep. Today I was scrolling for like 10 minutes and i only got to 13th August.

I just used the hyperlinks on the right that link you to different years. It still took forever to scroll and Facebook kept bugging out from all of his posts. I spent an hour collecting what I posted and that was about six months of posts. I had to give up though because he starts to go bonkers with one-word posts in 2013.

this dissection was much needed thank you!

man i loved this thread so much and somehow forgot it existed

shout out to aex for the best thread in years :lol:

:kickass:

May Tim not soon die of cirrhosis nor have wife home so we can continue lurking.

Best bot ever.

*Best disababled ever.
 
I still wish i was a student at Didn't university :(


To the Tim then, may he live and post forever.

And maybe oneday facebook will make it easier to browse posts and we will finally discover what the fuck is really going on.
 
Oh thank god this thread is back hahahahaha.

Where in the world is Carol? He's disababled but he love Carol.
 
We have 4 options:

1. She ded
2. Kidnapped by aliens aka god
3. She was fed up with Timmy's bullshit
4. Who the fuck knows.


Oh, and btw, I wonder who is she. Tim called her "my new wife" once but i doubt its actually his new wife. Still, she doesnt look like one of those porn chicks he's following, he calls them angels.

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Looks like Timmy tired to kill himself. Thankfuly, he's still alive.

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But after that he seems to have some issues with whores

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it keeps going

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Timmy is arguing with himself

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