I just got back from a condom party :)

[El Stormo]

Mullet wine?

 

[Will Bozarth]

omgwtf

 

[Söy]

hax

 

[perniciosa]

Apparently I was the only one who was way to drunk to take photos...So here are some selected photos I got from my friends today:

a lot of condoms

more condoms

me and one of my best friends

me and two of my best friends

 

[Captain Beard]

I say mail condoms to everyone on the board.

 

[perniciosa]

I say come to Slovenia on 1st December and get them

 

[Captain Beard]

I'll assume there's no innuendo in that.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I will.

 

[Captain Beard]

I doubt she'll let you test them out.

 

[perniciosa]

I'll assume there's no innuendo in that.

No, actually no
I think the Virus project (or something like that) is just giving away 60.000 free condoms.

 

[Captain Beard]

Balloon animal parade!

 

[Chromatose]

Condoms are too expensive, I could go for one of these parties.

 

[Anvil]

Condoms are too expensive, I could go for one of these parties.

Second.

 

[Captain Beard]

I'm going the permanent route when I have the cashes and vasectomizing. No condom necessary anymore unless its a random whore I don't know well.

 

[Morganna]

That box would be perfect at a wedding party to trash the grooms car.

Years ago my friends brother was going to Ocean City for a weekend with his friends and his mother bought him one of those small 3 packs of condoms. HHAHA, It was real cold, she said "Here ya go, Tommy. A lifetime supply!!!" I busted out my O ring laughing.

 

[Morganna]

I'm going the permanent route when I have the cashes and vasectomizing. No condom necessary anymore unless its a random whore I don't know well.

I plan on a permanent solution too. Getting my tubes tied would make life a whole lot easier! Gotta have the cash. Although I haven't done the ole research to see how much that's gonna cost. Be nice to just not worry about it anymore.

 

[Captain Beard]

Males: $3000, give or take.

 

[Morganna]

hmmm, after a quick research it turns out that female sterilization costs about the same, between 2, and $3,000 bucks. WHOOT! They even do it through laparoscopic surgery. I had no idea it was that cheap. Would have saved me years of that 'hope I start my period' worries.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

You know, a brutal raping can sometimes do the trick, too.

 

[Calamitas1786]

No it doesn't..............