Maryland is not the south, Maryland is the worst state in the union, they sent representatives to both the the confederate and union congresses during the civil war and sat on the fence about who to support until Sherman started burning things. They were also the only state with legal slaves in the post civil war era. Their only purpose is to supply me with crab.
In other words, fuck Maryland.
Also, what kind of state gives that much of a shit about lacrosse?
Driving on the Beltway sucks also. Fuck Maryland, like really hard in its ass.