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What's the connection between Anal Cunt and Vaginal Jesus? Don't they have some of the same band members?
I just saw Anal Cunt last night
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VomitBubble
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Man you people have to be some uptight losers to somehow manage to not enjoy an Anal Cunt show. Jesus.
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I can't listen to them but the song names are fucking hilarious, I'd be interested to see what they are like in person, I'm not sure if they are seriously nazi fucks who hate everything or what?
Seth listenes to Vaginal Jesus. I don't think he heads it, the only source I've seen saying that is wikipediaNorsemaiden said:
TylerTheNuke
I have eaten you
Saparmurat_Niyazov
Member
Just a few of my favorites:
"Breastfeeding Jim J. Bullock's Toenail Collection"
"I Got An Office Job For The Sole Purpose of Sexually Harassing Women"
"Benchpressing The Effects on Kevin Sharp's Vocals"
"Don't Call Japanese Hardcore Jap-Core"
"Punching Joe Bonni's Face In"
"Kill Women"
Steroids Guy
"Everyone In Allston Should Be Killed"
"I Noticed That You're Gay"
"You Look Divorced"
"I Hope You Get Deported"
"Mike Mahan Has Gingivitis"
"You're A Fucking Cunt"
"Phyllis Is An Old Annoying Cunt"
"A1 Stankus Is Always On The Phone With His Bookie"
"Harvey Korman Is Gay"
"Everyone In Anal Cunt Is Dumb"
"I Just Saw The Gayest Guy On Earth"
"Johnny Violent Getting His Ass Kicked By Morrisey"
"You're A Tready Fucking Pussy"
"Tom Arnold"
"I Got Athletes Foot Showering At Mike's"
"Your Family Is Dumb"
"You're Dumb"
"Van Full Of Retards"
"Everyone In The Underground Music Scene Is Stupid"
"Jack Kevorkian Is Cool"
"Valujet"
"You've Got No Friends"
"You Keep A Diary"
"You Own A Store"
"You Got Date Raped"
"Recycling Is Gay"
"You're A Cop"
"You Can't Shut Up"
"You've Got Cancer"
"You Are An Interior Decorator"
"Pottery's Gay"
"You Are A Good Food Critic"
"Your Band's In The Cut-Out Bin"
"You're Gay"
"You Look Adopted"
"Your Cousin Is George Lynch"
"You Have Goals"
"You Drive An Iroc"
"You Play On A Softball Team"
"Because You're Old"
"You Sell Cologne"
"Being A Cobbler Is Dumb"
"You Live In A Houseboat"
"Your Kid Is Deformed"
"You Are An Orphan"
"You're Old (Fuck You)"
"You Go To Art School"
"You're Best Friend Is You"
"You're In A Coma"
"Windchimes Are Gay"
"No, We Don't Want To Do A Split 7" With Your Stupid Fucking Band"
"Internet Is Gay"
"Ha, Ha Your Wife Left You"
"You Went To See Dishwalla And Everclear (You're Gay)"
"Locking Drop Dead In McDonalds"
"Technology's Gay"
"Your Favorite Band Is Supertramp"
"I'm In Anal Cunt"
"You (Fill In The Blank)"
"Kyle From Incantation Has A Mustache"
"I Became A Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It"
"Easy E. Got A.I.D.S. From F. Mercury"
"I Like Drugs And Child Abuse"
"Laughing When Leonard Peltier Gets Raped In Jail"
"I Convinced You To Beat Your Wife On A Daily Basis"
"I Sent Concentration Camp Footage To Americas Funniest Home Videos"
"Rancid Sucks (And The Clash Sucked Too)"
"I Paid J. Howell To Rape You"
"I Pushed Your Wife In Front Of The Subway"
"Extreme Noise Terror Is Afraid Of Us"
"You Rollerblading Faggot"
"I Sent A Thankyou Card To The Guy That Raped You"
"I Lit Your Baby On Fire"
"Body By Auschvitz"
"I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog"
"Sweatshops Are Cool"
"Woman, Nature's Punching Bag"
"I Snuck A Retard In To A Sperm Bank"
"Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck"
"I Ate Your Horse"
"Hitler Was A Sensitive Man"
"You Robbed A Sperm Bank Because You're A Cum Guzzling Fag"
"I Made You're Kid Get AIDS, So You Could Watch It Die"
"I Fucked Your Wife"
"I Gave Nambla Pictures Of You Kid"
"The Only Reason Men Talk To You Is Because They Want To Get Laid, You Stupid Fucking Cunt"
"I Made Fun Of You Because Your Kid Just Died"
"Domestic Violence Is Really Really Really Funny"
"Dictators Are Cool"
"Deadbeat Dads Are Cool"
"I'm Really Excited About The Upcoming David Buskin Concert"
"Being Ignorant Is Awesome"
"You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In The Stomach"
"Chris Barnes Is A Pussy"
"I Sold Your Dog To A Chinese Restaurant"
"The Guy Who Shot His Kid Up With A.I.D.S. Is Awesome"
"I Went Back In Time A Voted For Hitler"
"Hogging Up The Holocaust"
"I'm Hitler"
"All Our Fans Are Gay"
"Limp Bizkit Think They're Black, But They're Just Gay"
"You Were Too Ugly To Rape, So I Just Beat The Shit Out Of You"
"Even Though You're Culture Oppresses Women, You Sill Suck You Fucking Towelhead"
"If You Don't Like The Village People, You're Fucking Gay"
"The Word Homophobic Is Gay"
"You Converted To Judaism So A Guy Would Touch Your Dick"
"Anyone Who Likes The Dillinger Escape Plan Is A Faggot"
"I'm Glad You Got Breast Cancer, Cunt"
"I'm Glad Jazz Faggots Don't Like Us Anymore"
"Breastfeeding Jim J. Bullock's Toenail Collection"
"I Got An Office Job For The Sole Purpose of Sexually Harassing Women"
"Benchpressing The Effects on Kevin Sharp's Vocals"
"Don't Call Japanese Hardcore Jap-Core"
"Punching Joe Bonni's Face In"
"Kill Women"
Steroids Guy
"Everyone In Allston Should Be Killed"
"I Noticed That You're Gay"
"You Look Divorced"
"I Hope You Get Deported"
"Mike Mahan Has Gingivitis"
"You're A Fucking Cunt"
"Phyllis Is An Old Annoying Cunt"
"A1 Stankus Is Always On The Phone With His Bookie"
"Harvey Korman Is Gay"
"Everyone In Anal Cunt Is Dumb"
"I Just Saw The Gayest Guy On Earth"
"Johnny Violent Getting His Ass Kicked By Morrisey"
"You're A Tready Fucking Pussy"
"Tom Arnold"
"I Got Athletes Foot Showering At Mike's"
"Your Family Is Dumb"
"You're Dumb"
"Van Full Of Retards"
"Everyone In The Underground Music Scene Is Stupid"
"Jack Kevorkian Is Cool"
"Valujet"
"You've Got No Friends"
"You Keep A Diary"
"You Own A Store"
"You Got Date Raped"
"Recycling Is Gay"
"You're A Cop"
"You Can't Shut Up"
"You've Got Cancer"
"You Are An Interior Decorator"
"Pottery's Gay"
"You Are A Good Food Critic"
"Your Band's In The Cut-Out Bin"
"You're Gay"
"You Look Adopted"
"Your Cousin Is George Lynch"
"You Have Goals"
"You Drive An Iroc"
"You Play On A Softball Team"
"Because You're Old"
"You Sell Cologne"
"Being A Cobbler Is Dumb"
"You Live In A Houseboat"
"Your Kid Is Deformed"
"You Are An Orphan"
"You're Old (Fuck You)"
"You Go To Art School"
"You're Best Friend Is You"
"You're In A Coma"
"Windchimes Are Gay"
"No, We Don't Want To Do A Split 7" With Your Stupid Fucking Band"
"Internet Is Gay"
"Ha, Ha Your Wife Left You"
"You Went To See Dishwalla And Everclear (You're Gay)"
"Locking Drop Dead In McDonalds"
"Technology's Gay"
"Your Favorite Band Is Supertramp"
"I'm In Anal Cunt"
"You (Fill In The Blank)"
"Kyle From Incantation Has A Mustache"
"I Became A Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It"
"Easy E. Got A.I.D.S. From F. Mercury"
"I Like Drugs And Child Abuse"
"Laughing When Leonard Peltier Gets Raped In Jail"
"I Convinced You To Beat Your Wife On A Daily Basis"
"I Sent Concentration Camp Footage To Americas Funniest Home Videos"
"Rancid Sucks (And The Clash Sucked Too)"
"I Paid J. Howell To Rape You"
"I Pushed Your Wife In Front Of The Subway"
"Extreme Noise Terror Is Afraid Of Us"
"You Rollerblading Faggot"
"I Sent A Thankyou Card To The Guy That Raped You"
"I Lit Your Baby On Fire"
"Body By Auschvitz"
"I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog"
"Sweatshops Are Cool"
"Woman, Nature's Punching Bag"
"I Snuck A Retard In To A Sperm Bank"
"Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck"
"I Ate Your Horse"
"Hitler Was A Sensitive Man"
"You Robbed A Sperm Bank Because You're A Cum Guzzling Fag"
"I Made You're Kid Get AIDS, So You Could Watch It Die"
"I Fucked Your Wife"
"I Gave Nambla Pictures Of You Kid"
"The Only Reason Men Talk To You Is Because They Want To Get Laid, You Stupid Fucking Cunt"
"I Made Fun Of You Because Your Kid Just Died"
"Domestic Violence Is Really Really Really Funny"
"Dictators Are Cool"
"Deadbeat Dads Are Cool"
"I'm Really Excited About The Upcoming David Buskin Concert"
"Being Ignorant Is Awesome"
"You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In The Stomach"
"Chris Barnes Is A Pussy"
"I Sold Your Dog To A Chinese Restaurant"
"The Guy Who Shot His Kid Up With A.I.D.S. Is Awesome"
"I Went Back In Time A Voted For Hitler"
"Hogging Up The Holocaust"
"I'm Hitler"
"All Our Fans Are Gay"
"Limp Bizkit Think They're Black, But They're Just Gay"
"You Were Too Ugly To Rape, So I Just Beat The Shit Out Of You"
"Even Though You're Culture Oppresses Women, You Sill Suck You Fucking Towelhead"
"If You Don't Like The Village People, You're Fucking Gay"
"The Word Homophobic Is Gay"
"You Converted To Judaism So A Guy Would Touch Your Dick"
"Anyone Who Likes The Dillinger Escape Plan Is A Faggot"
"I'm Glad You Got Breast Cancer, Cunt"
"I'm Glad Jazz Faggots Don't Like Us Anymore"
byrne
Certavi et vici
that looks more like every song they have ever written. the only particularly funny one is "i snuck a retard into a sperm bank"
Saparmurat_Niyazov
Member
1. It, You're A Metal Band
you're not fucking hardcore, you're not avant garde
you're not punk rock, you're just a fucking retard
you're not something special, you're not something new
you're not fucking good, face it you're a metal band
5. You Own A Store
hide your dogs, hide your cats-gook,gook
you can't drive, your face is flat-gook,gook
your eyes aren't straight, it's you i hate-gook,gook
you pick rice, we bombed you twice-gook,gook
[chorus:]
you're a fucking gook [x4]
your accent's gay, please go away-gook,gook
you look alike, you ride a bike-gook,gook
you own a store, i kicked in your door-gook,gook
you fucking gook, you make me puke-gook,gook
[chorus]
you're not fucking hardcore, you're not avant garde
you're not punk rock, you're just a fucking retard
you're not something special, you're not something new
you're not fucking good, face it you're a metal band
5. You Own A Store
hide your dogs, hide your cats-gook,gook
you can't drive, your face is flat-gook,gook
your eyes aren't straight, it's you i hate-gook,gook
you pick rice, we bombed you twice-gook,gook
[chorus:]
you're a fucking gook [x4]
your accent's gay, please go away-gook,gook
you look alike, you ride a bike-gook,gook
you own a store, i kicked in your door-gook,gook
you fucking gook, you make me puke-gook,gook
[chorus]
Miss*Li
The GodMother
gar977 said:
I think it is supposed do be the worst band name of all time...:Smug:
Don't you think that a band who plays songs like they do, who has lyrics like they have, is a completely joke band!?!
People saying that they are horrible, and play bad...that is compliment to them, because that's the point!
I really like their stupid songs, it always make me laugh, specially one called You were pregnant so I kicked you in the stomach, eheheheh
That's the idea - to make people laugh. That's why they're called ANAL CUNT
Saparmurat_Niyazov
Member
Miss*Lie said:I think it is supposed do be the worst band name of all time...:Smug:
Don't you think that a band who plays songs like they do, who has lyrics like they have, is a completely joke band!?!
People saying that they are horrible, and play bad...that is compliment to them, because that's the point!
I really like their stupid songs, it always make me laugh, specially one called You were pregnant so I kicked you in the stomach, eheheheh
That's the idea - to make people laugh. That's why they're called ANAL CUNT
yeah, well, they're not funny because they don't take music seriously and using music to make jokes is so uncool
Carcassian
Utopian Blaster
DeathsSweetEmbrace said:yeah, well, they're not funny because they don't take music seriously and using music to make jokes is so uncool
Unless you're Lawnmower Deth or Zimmers Hole, both of whom made me laugh a whole lot.
Miss*Li
The GodMother
Saparmurat_Niyazov
Member
Carcassian said:Unless you're Lawnmower Deth or Zimmers Hole, both of whom made me laugh a whole lot.
Add Killer Dwarfs to that list and I would e-high five you.
Carcassian
Utopian Blaster
King Richard
Hello there
DeathsSweetEmbrace said:
Hey man, I was listening to "Dirty Weapons" yesterday - fantastic album!
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