i just threw a birthday party for the office geek

minxnim

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go gregg! last year people didn't throw him one, so i got streamers, balloons, a giant cake, fruit, and party hats. everyone was jealous.
 
actually, gregg rules even more because he doesnt eat sugar either! so we got a macrobiotic cake and we were all snobby about it.
 
well, i am the person who does most of the birthdays here because everyone else is lazy. so for the 21 other birthdays i go and get a huge sugary cake and dont eat anything.
 
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The carrot. One of my personal favourites.
 
well, i dont eat white flour and i dont eat tomatoes for other reasons. but like, i can eat fruit with natural sugar. just not refined/fake sugar.
 
So does that mean you don't eat pizza? I'm sure it's not really the healthiest thing anyway, but every once in a while...

There's those pizzas with white sauce, but that's even fattier.
Nothin' fattier than a Chicago stuffed pizza from GIORDANO'S.
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