i like making obvious nicknames for people in my office

oh, and there's more:
- big butt michelle
- gregg the nose guy
- coughing phil
- stinky john, the secretary in denial
 
They recently changed our dress code policy so that no logos bigger than like a chest logo of 3"X2" can be worn, so said MiddleAgedWomanWhoWearsTooMuchDisneyCrap won't be able to do so any more. She seemed perturbed, as she will have to purchase new wardrobe items. I can no longer wear my Guinness shirt too, which sucks rocks.