i like making obvious nicknames for people in my office

They recently changed our dress code policy so that no logos bigger than like a chest logo of 3"X2" can be worn, so said MiddleAgedWomanWhoWearsTooMuchDisneyCrap won't be able to do so any more. She seemed perturbed, as she will have to purchase new wardrobe items. I can no longer wear my Guinness shirt too, which sucks rocks.