The only way for this thread to be worthwhile is if someone were to say, "I lost my virginity to Rhapsody's 'Triumph for my Magic Steel!'" That would make my life. Any Rhapsody song would make me die laughing... poor girls who date metalheads.
Edit: Although I have to admit, the Evil Eye thing is pretty cool.
I've always wanted to have sex with Opeth's "to bid you farewell" and then play something more "quick-paced", not Opeth though cuz the growling would freak her out.
Something like hard-core techno perhaps.