I need suggestions

[The Dope]

So there's been a movie filming on campus for the past week. A number of scenes were shot directly outside my dorm at night this past weekend, and apparently there was a murder scene shot in the Great Hall of the English/History building where I have several classes that involved a lot of fake blood.

So what should I do relative to the filming of the movie to amuse myself while these individuals remain on campus?

Feel free to be as unrealistic as you see fit.

 

[lizard]

keep wandering into the scenes, quoting shakespearean sonnets.

 

[avi]

dump piss on em from your dorm

 

[xfer]

ask them repeatedly if they're from that campus porn invasion company, and if you can fluff the star.

 

[Stultus]

Keep bringing random important-looking people coffee ("Sir here's the non-fat Americano with chocolate shavings you wanted"). They will never say no and you have free reign to add whatever you want to the drink (hint: read Baliset's latest threads).

 

[xfer]

the major flaw in your plan is that no one, ever, drinks Americanos.

 

[Stultus]

I was just trying to sound American fake-coffee-culture-like. Isn't it the kind of stuff you order there? Diluted espresso. I never got any fun ordering form Starbuck here, because there are only so many ways to ask for an espresso in a haughty voice. I guess that's one of the reasons why they pulled out of the market. Too much competion from places making good coffee instead of lifestyles.

(was that a rant?)

 

[xfer]

i work at a coffee shop and have for two years and have literally NEVER had anyone order an Americano, although it is on our menu board.

at starbucky places, people drink espressos and lattes/cappuccinos made with espresso. say what you want about american coffee culture, but the starbuckses are definitely not watered-down, and are swinging people away from regular "coffee" towards more espresso-based drinks. which i support.

 

[Stultus]

The Starbucks espressos I drank in New York were either watered down, or else with weak flavour. Lattes are milked-down, if you will, instead of watered-down. It comes to the same thing.

 

[xfer]

oh, well, totally. coffee tastes like crap anyway, so i add as much milk and sugar as possible to kill the taste while retaining the powerful blast of caffeine.

 

[avi]

coffee tastes delicious you fool.



I might start roasting my own beans soon

 

[Snow Sex]

WTF is a chicken sexer?

 

[AndICried]

"I only drink my coffee when the spoon is standing straight up" or something like that

-- True Romance

 

[AndICried]

WTF is a chicken sexer?

It sounds too obvious to be true

 

[The Dope]

All good ideas.... er, until it turned into Coffee Expo 2003, that is.

 

[Stultus]

The coffee thing is a viable enterprise I tell you.

 

[shivering corpse]

Hang a poster of that on the wall and hope to God they don't notice it.

 

[Static]

Just stand in the background of all the scenes, stare directly at the camera, wave and mouth the words 'Hey Mom'.

Totally old-school method of being annoying, still a goodie.

 

[lizard]

cavort about the set dressed like this.

 

[xfer]

yeah but avi you also like BEER and SYRUP OF IPECAC