i think i might want to stab myself in the face right now

[Baliset]

granted i am not complaining about my vacation or the lack of my bosses actually jumping on me to do shit today but still, i am in no condition to work because i am still in "vacation mode"

 

[lizard]

maybe you could stab steak knife instead.

 

[FuSoYa]

*brain implodes*

 

[xfer]

hey i didn't know kayo dot featured elliot smith on guitar!

 

[steak-knife]

maybe you could stab steak knife instead.

thats a good wording that one when you think about it.

 

[minxnim]

greg- no stabbing. have some tea.

 

[steak-knife]

i had some lime tea one hour ago.

 

[Baliset]

preppy: see my "lesson learned: don't fuck with medicinal tea" thread.

 

[Baliset]

also the stabbing feeling was yesterday. today i am more "i want to stay in bed all day"

 

[lizard]

I would be very sad if you stabbed yourself, anywhere

 

[steak-knife]

would you be sad if i stabbed meself too?

 

[lizard]

of course, self mutilation is a terrible thing.

and yet I've got tattoos. go figure.

 

[steak-knife]

whats on your tattoos?

 

[xfer]

lizard will never be buried in a jewish cemetary.

a SEMATARY! ahahah!

 

[lizard]

I have a winged bloodshot eyeball, and a sun with my wife's name in the middle.

as for a jewish ceremony, they'd have to circumcize me as well. tmi I know

 

[steak-knife]

oh right. im foreskinless myself by the way.

 

[lizard]

my dad is antisemitic so there was no way he would submit his son to an obsolete yiddish ritual.

 

[steak-knife]

me parents arent too keen on jewishism either.

 

[xfer]

wait, i thought nearly all american men were circumcized, jewish or not? or is it just hated catholics or new englanders or something?

 

[lizard]

the saducees and pharisees have used this ploy to emasculate gentiles.

it may have been necessary in a land where there was little water for bathing, from a cleanliness point of view, but it is hardly necessary today, just another way for the medical establishment to take a few more dollars.