I think I'm going to break my coffee edge

VangelicSurgeon · Feb 21, 2003

I'm going to miss dispensing brutal beatings and vicious taunts to coffee drinkers everywhere, though.

avi · Feb 21, 2003

and I was just thinking about how today was going to be a 2-cup day. I hardly ever do that.

VangelicSurgeon · Feb 21, 2003

I know! bleeeeeeah. I will mix it with hot cocoa if i do have a cup.

avi · Feb 21, 2003

but I actually love coffee. bitter and black, like my soul.

minxnim · Feb 21, 2003

STINKY FOOT BREATH!

VangelicSurgeon · Feb 21, 2003

PS I also love doritos. sayin. I can't break my dorito edge yet though.

VangelicSurgeon · Feb 21, 2003

mmmm. I remember this flavor.

xfer · Feb 21, 2003

gross.

seriously: we need caffeinated orange juice!

minxnim · Feb 21, 2003

VangelicSurgeon · Feb 21, 2003

fucking a dude nacho cheesier doritos and coca cola was what I lived on last summer.

azal · Feb 21, 2003

I preffer cooler ranch.

xfer · Feb 21, 2003

SHUDDER COOL RANCH BELONGS IN HELL WITH ALL THE MAYO.

VangelicSurgeon · Feb 21, 2003

cool ranch is good. mayo is good.

azal · Feb 21, 2003

i agree.

minxnim · Feb 21, 2003

xfer · Feb 21, 2003

HELL IS A GIANT CHAMBER CONTAINING COOL RANCH DORITOS, NAZIS, MAYONNAISE, AND MY PUBES.

xfer · Feb 21, 2003

AND IF I HAD TO CHOOSE ONE OF THOSE THINGS TO EAT I WOULD NOT CHOOSE MAYONNAISE OR COOL RANCH DORITOS.

azal · Feb 21, 2003

xfer just admitted to sucking off burly german men.

xfer · Feb 21, 2003

NO, NO, I MEANT IT IN A SAVAGE, BLOODY, CANNIBALISTIC WAY, NOT--fucking hell.

minxnim · Feb 21, 2003

i'd eat a nazi if it was cooked right and didn't have a face.
i would not, however, eat xfer's pubes under any conditions.