I thought I'd seen it all...

It said that it died at 1 million hits. 90% of his hits are probably just people laughing at him.

He has links to his own home page on his home page. He has links to another site, which is nothing more than a placeholder with a link back to that site. It's like he got drunk one day and typed that all out. It'd be nice if he actually tried to prove it, or even present the theory, but instead he's too busy saying everyone else is wrong, I'm right, you're an idiot, blah blah blah.

I lost 10 I.Q. points looking at that. And that's bad, because I don't have many of those to spare.

~anyonewhosignspostsaregay~