I thought I'd seen it all...

Never heard the one about bombs rather than planes...
Apparently both towers fell with such speed that it could have only been accomplished by a controlled demolition, and it definitely didn't have anything to do with a jet fuel induced inferno getting hot enough to soften the steel structures of the buildings enough to disable them from being able to support the weight of the floors above, so obviously all the floors were blown out simultaneously because when the critics imagine a building falling down, they imagine it happening one floor at a time run on sentence. They for some reason forget to cover this in most physics classes, but it's common knowledge that your imagination is actually the most reliable and accurate form of measurement. Physicists, engineers and other educated elitists may perform independent evaluations and apply their education and expertise, but what really matters in a situation like this is your gut instinct. Those afforementioned professions only exist so that people who are good at math can have jobs with fancy titles and feel important for it.
I had three invitations to this website in my inbox earlier today and they were all from the same person. He also keeps inviting me to some 3D Avatar chat thing and some other site, too.
Sarcasm Detectors set to fail.
Whenever I read something that seems too stupid to be a serious belief I just assume it's sarcasm. Usually I'm right, and the remainder of the time I'm talking to razoredge.

EDIT: ~bmwg~