I thought I'd seen it all...

[mutantllama]

Goths in my opinion are more dangerous to Children than pedophiles

 

[waif]

godhatesgoths.com
lol

abuse handicapped kids

wat

he will mock you when you die

So much for a benevolent god.

we are over-run with satanic pieces of trash like you

ouch.

I really had no idea they were actually drinking human blood, raping and murdering children, and abusing handicapped people. I had no idea they were actually filing their teeth into real fangs, or paying 1000s of dollars to have the teeth taken from wild animals (usually lions or tigers), and fitted in place of their actual teeth.

I too was not aware of this.

 

[cookiecutter]

I prefer: http://www.godhatessweden.com/

 

[waif]

You hear that, Mattson?

 

[seedofvengeance]

godhatesgoths.com
lol

I love the warning signs page. I thought it was a serious website until I read them.

One of the warning signs is "shoots his/her classmates"

 

[waif]

I think that was a serious site, because who would go to the effort of typing all that bullshit up if they weren't for real?

 

[cookiecutter]

It's the Westboro Baptist Church which is just a small fundamentalist Christian group. No real attention needs to be paid to them

 

[waif]

But it's fun.

 

[Carcassian]

"Both Cubic Thinkers and SnotBrains were
born with opposite brains, capable of math
analysis to know most everything. The
Religious/Academic Oneness Brotherhood
destroys the Brain's ability to think opposite
of singularity trash taught. Such reduced
Brain intelligence begets the student a
tag of SnotBrain android - encapable of
comprehending absolute proof of 4 Days
rotating simultaneously within a single
rotation of Earth. Cubics comprehend it.
You are a Cubic Thinker, or SnotBrain. "

May just be the most amusing, profound statements ever written.

 

[Ender Rises]

I'm trying to figure out if the cube-Earth dumbfucks or the Westboro dumbfucks are stupider. Do either one of them expect to be taken seriously with such ridiculous websites?

 

[Melodeath]

wats so ridiculous? i mean he made the font really big and underlined. plain as day

 

[FenriR]

...did you actually read it?

Then you'd realise what's so ridiculous.

 

[Melodeath]

dude, if you dont understand wat hes saying you deserve death at Dr. Gene Ray's time cube-y hands

 

[FenriR]

Then smite me.

 

[waif]

Sarcasm Detectors set to fail.

 

[Melodeath]

Haha. That seems to be a common trend on this forum nowadays

 

[Einherjar86]

Sarcasm is one of the many great phenomena of language that is lost on written word. The only way a person can imply sarcasm on a forum is by implementing one of the smiley face icons. And those just take away from the humor of the joke.

 

[Melodeath]

The other way to imply sarcasm is to use no capitalization in addition to random acronyms like "tbh," iirc

 

[cookiecutter]

Or say something obviously sarcastic, such as what you did

 

[Melodeath]

Exactly

srsly though, no one has disproved Dr. Gene Ray so idk y so much complaining